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29 with a bent wrist and a fat ass | he/they | Insta

[loonaposting]

I spent literally all day today retooling my entire resume and then accidentally sent it without replacing the placeholder summary at the top I want to KMS SO BAD RN.

[dollribbons]

cute little cow baby in a field of red flowers

[in-the-depths-of-solitude]

[greenchallenger]

i bagni verdi

[hafnia]

[urbxnfxck]

hi dearly beloveds in my phone 🖤

i've been having consistent seizures + other health issues, which has resulted in my requiring a home health nurse visit me. it's not cheap, which sucks, but--ya know--necessary. i'll include pics. they're not pretty.

the black eye is from me having a seizure while on the toilet and crashing into the tile floor. and that's after it healed a bit.. the tongue pic is when i chewed through parts of it during a seizure. and the needle is my awesome home nurse giving me an iv with all my fluids, vitamins, supplements, anti-nausea and anti-inflammation jush!

my birthday is on the 23rd, so i'm going to be annoying and post my venmo. i know we're all out here fighting for our lives. however, if anyone has a spare dollar, i'll be using this money for the nurse.

if you made it this far 🌟 T H A N K Y O U 💫

🌌 V E N M O : @TYYLERSH 🌠

🪻 P A Y P A L : @UNUSUALARCANA 🪷

🫧 O N L Y F A N S : @DARKDJINN 🐾

let me know if you help--even if it's a dollar. i want to give a genuine thank you. i'm terrible at responding quickly, but i will eventually show appreciation, i promise 💙 also, just.. hiiiiiiiii everyone! i hope you are all doing wonderful and your loved ones are thriving 🥰

[st-hildegard-von-bingen-official]

[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[berkelbites]

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

[tearlessrain]

what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.

[fawntastic]

Well. If the shoe fish

[humanoidhistory]

Space art from the sketchbook of Robert McCall. Courtesy of the University of Arizona Museum of Art.

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[nbnbd]

Gnight baby boys and thems

[loonaposting]

Yeah theyre closing down the community garden but at least we’re getting a gentrified car wash that you can only use with a subscription!!

[hikikomoricomplex]

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

[hikikomoricomplex]

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

[mallowmaenad]

me clicking each link expecting to get rickrolled:

[loonaposting]

[mossworm]

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[birdsareblooming]