[roadkillcritter]

Tyis fucking fish I am dying. Trying to use lasso tool. Im fucking dying. Have a sturgeon

[craved-deactivated20230908]

[hiro-yuki-bnjmn-deactivated2018]

[jake2bb]

Confession time...

Please re-blog this if it is okay to anonymously confess a fantasy to you.

[s1ayer]

Fuck these ads

[catchymemes]

[sexygaywizard]

I only have 5 hp please be gentle with me

[theunfairfolk]

smokin that magical elixir. that straight unicorn piss.

[theunfairfolk]

surely the gnome who sold me this had my best interests at heart

[theunfairfolk]

my aamulet.'..,

[louziella]

day 1 drawing the gen1 pokédex. 0001, 0002, 0003 🌱🍃🌿🌷

[pangur-and-grim]

[ex-bus]

Is that a pangur and grim reference

[pangur-and-grim]

wait you might be on to something

[animentality]

[ellohcee]

The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like "valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience"

And people like "wtf why" looking out their hotel room window and there's this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down

Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!

[ellohcee]

[kawuli]

[cumluvingsuccubus]

can i pleeeeease suck ur dick for stress relief. hmm? oh don’t be silly it’s for MY stress relief

[whispersinthecrypt]

Oh so I open this app in bed with a boner and it’s just text posts and random pictures of European cities but when I’m clocked in and I open this app I see hairy man ass and pole and so much gay porn

[stargoyle]

Big announcement:

Fucking petting hims

[weaselknievel]

Lord help me I'm playing bg3 again

[weaselknievel]

thank you Cathy your support means the world

[weaselknievel]

Cathy you're scaring me

[emziess]

Rocky + Movement Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller