i'm not the one for you

selenis. 27. gym rat. if you see me, tell the olympic committee about me. oh and it's leni.

[lopezleni-blog]

issa match ➡️ stacie

stacie: ur a sweetie, thank u

stacie: what does that mean?! im not originally from here though, just recently moved out here to be near my brothers.

stacie: the ones i had were SUPER salty and gross, but maybe they just didn't make it right.

leni: haha no prob bob.

leni: aye? i was honestly was using it as a space filler? but it can be used in a multitude of ways?

leni: are you from another country? another state? planet?

leni: tbh i believe they're trash and they can be put in the same box as chicken feet.

[lopezleni-blog]

ISSA TEXT ➡️ THING TWO 💃🏽

LENI: do you have groceries?

LENI: i need to go shopping and basically i don't trust myself alone.

LENI: and like i miss you.

[lopezleni-blog]

Wink match: Cameron 😎 Selenis

Cameron: Yassss. 😄😄😄

Cameron: Yep, really? Oh, awesome and maybe you can help me understand it? Cause it seems like almost everyone's been big on horoscopes. I am pretty mysterious and ahh I see. Well, hopefully I'm not caught up in themselves.

Cameron: I wouldn't say on good terms, but good enough that I will be stuck in a room with her. Oh good.

Leni: Horoscopes are fun and seeing what your natal chart reveals is such a nice cup of tea of self awareness. And learning why you do things.

Leni: Well outside of the usual childhood traumas, crying, memories fun stuff. I can almost bet you're an earth moon. v. down to earth. i dig it.

Leni: Earth signs usually mean if we're friends I'm gonna eat well lmfao.

Leni: I smell a story but also I know when to let sleeping dogs lie. Exes can be tough shit.

[evilrashida]

Naomi Campbell in Valentino Spring/Summer 1996 Haute Couture photographed by Steven Meisel for Vogue Italia March 1996

[lopezleni-blog]

NARU 🍉📱👟 LENI

NARU: EVER?! 😨

NARU: no no no it's TOTALLY a thing. cool losers! or, like, that whole thing where the nerds are the cool kids or IDEK. it's just a thing. high school's a different world than literally everything in the 90s led us to believe it was 😬 whoever's yelling @ you about the quince pix tho needs to STOP ✋

NARU: I WILL ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE. I CAN TACKLE (or dodge) ANYTHING. I FEAR NO GOD. 💪

NARU: I HOPE THAT SOUNDED CONVINCING BC IT SURE LOOKED IT 😤

NARU: exes don't count they're biased because they're bitter! i'll have to see 4 myself 🔍

NARU: but, like. in a nice way. not in a "time 2 find ur flaws" way, 'cause that's not the way i roll. 👎 and i already think you're one of the coolest i've met on here so far so, like, you're ALREADY WINNING in my book... 💯

LENI: i was too busy watching rebelde? so never.

LENI: you should completely rewrite the whole hs movie genre. show everyone the truth! besides we've been needing a new breakfast club. 👍

LENI: maybe add in the cool loser who's like king of the school? 🤷🏽‍♀️

LENI: NOW THAT IS THE SPIRIT. 👊 KICK ASS, TAKE NAMES, MAKE THEM SAY UNCLE.

LENI: 🤼‍♀️🤼‍♀️

LENI: I'm thoroughly convinced, I just told the mom of my client, that I can't fix miracles in photoshop. WE ARE KICK ASS TODAY WOOO.

LENI: And she stopped yelling.

LENI: They are bitter pero like still they spent time with you and have an inkling of how you are and how you react.

LENI: Look at me being all cool, making actual friends as opposed to trying to get some play. i should pat myself on the back.

[lopezleni-blog]

ISSA TEXT ➡️ THING 1 💁🏽

SELENIS: heartbeat check.

SELENIS: you alive? no shotgun weddings? got all your toes? fingers?

[justanotherrpmeme]

bold which habits your muse has

[lopezleni-blog]

justanotherrpmeme:

nail biting | throat clearing | lying | interrupting | chewing the ends of pens | smoking | swearing | knuckle cracking | thumb sucking | muttering under their breath | talking to themselves | nose picking | binge drinking | oversleeping | snacking between meals | skipping meals | picking at skin | impulse buying | talking with their mouth full | humming/singing to themselves | chewing gum | leg jiggling | foot tapping | hair twirling | whistling | eye rolling | licking lips | sniffing | squinting | rubbing hands together | jaw clenching | gesturing while talking | putting feet up on tables | tucking hair behind ears | chewing lips | crossing arms over chest | putting hands on hips | rubbing the back of their neck | being late | procrastinating | doodling | shredding paper | peeling off bottle labels | forgetfulness | running hands through hair | overreacting | teeth grinding | nostril flaring | slouching | pacing | drumming fingers | fist clenching | pinching bridge of nose | rubbing temples | rolling shoulders

[lopezleni-blog]

issa match ➡️ stacie

stacie: and now, i'm blushing.

stacie: wow, being compared to an icon, i'm shook.

stacie: wait, forreal????

stacie: eaten? hmmmmmm, i tried frog legs once. never again.

leni: i'm being serious. its a great face why not compliment it?

leni: 😎 😎 aye.

leni: you look the type for this area and if im totally wrong my bad. if you need family photos i do those too. but yeah i try to do it all behind the lense.

leni: now i've heard frog taste like chicken? unless i've been lied to my whole life?

[ruinedchildhood]

[lopezleni-blog]

NARU 🍉📱👟 LENI

NARU: i like to think i'm one of those, like, COOL losers, though. seth cohen. without the comic book references. and whatever else he was into. i haven't watched the oc since junior high. 🤷🏻‍♀️

NARU: YEAH. because i sucked, leni. i didn't really have a choice here. it was, like, hide or die. so i hid! 👻

NARU: like... a photography one? IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN'T DO? 😱

LENI: i've never seen the oc but i'll keep that in mind.

LENI: don't take this the wrong way but cool losers in high school is an oxymoron. but also like i have class mates who are making major bucks and i'm on a dating app and getting yelled at about some photos for a quince 😑

LENI: if this ever moves to like a meet and hangout, we gotta play dodgeball bc like there is no hiding in dodgeball 🙅 we get in the face like men

LENI: there are many things I'm super terrible at just ask my exes. i'm sure they can list quite a few things.

[lopezleni-blog]

Wink match: Cameron 😎 Selenis

Cameron: Nope, I am not scuzz.

Cameron: I'm actually Aquarius and I'm definitely a friendly guy. That we are, we get the bad reputation of getting upset when someone "friend zone" us.

Cameron: Awesome and stuck in a store overnight with my ex over getting stuck with Jared leto. Not a fan of his. I like his music, but not him personally.

Leni: Good Job Cameron you can pass go and collect 200.

Leni: really? Now Aquarius I never would've guessed. Now I'm interested in your whole chart. You seem v. mysterious. Usually Aquarius seem caught up in themselves.

Leni: And you have an ex on good terms. We just might be friends yet.

[lopezleni-blog]

issa match ➡️ bree

BREE: I'll be the first to admit that the peach booty makes the list, too. 🍑

BREE: Nice question., never been asked that one before!

BREE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN_na84b9ik

BREE: My theme song, for this moment. I'm good these days and hope to hang around people that can perpetuate that feeling.

BREE: Drinks first. Dinner later.

BREE: You?

LENI: You get me. You just might be my emoji soulmate. 🙀🙀

LENI: Great song, adding that to my circuit playlist. And very telling cause I see a goddess before me.

LENI: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GHdBsQFcYrw.

LENI: Been doing a lot of dreaming lately lol.

LENI: as for the drinks and dinner question it depends on the situation. I figured you for both.🤔

[lopezleni-blog]

issa match ➡️ bree

BREE: Lucky for you, 😻 happens to be in my top 5 emojis.

BREE: And it's working. ;) I'm Bree.

LENI: 👀👀

LENI: Now you're speaking my language.

LENI: I'm curious as to the other ones bc well inquiring minds.

LENI: Okay date appy questions for you so that way you don't think I'm too much of a creep. What's your theme song as of late? And do you do drinks or dinner?

[lopezleni-blog]

Wink match: Cameron 😎 Selenis

Cameron: Im a hundred percent sure it's not the nips.

Cameron: That's kinda hard because I ran with the jocks and almost everyone. If I wasn't on the field or in the classroom, I would be in the auto-shop that my high school had and on streets whenever I had a race.

Leni: And you're not scuzz! #blessup

Leni: You were everyone's friend? I can bet you're a Gemini. Or maybe just a friendly guy in general but those are few and rare.

Leni: Alright since this is a dating/connecting app in the spirit of that a would you rather question; would you rather get stuck in a store overnight with your ex or jared leto?

[lopezleni-blog]

issa match ➡ glory

glory: it'd be ridic to get ragey over a name i chose.

glory: i save my ridic shit for other things.

glory: you're gorgeous too, so if you still wanna throw me those digits, i'll give you a ring.

glory: ouch. is that a hazard of your career or something?

leni: that is very true. but also what other things?

leni: the guys at the gym are the worst, and have the nerve to bump the worst skrillex sounds. and on top of that when my family gets together it turns into a rage fest or party. although you'd be surprised how many people get mad when they look at themselves in a professional picture.

leni: but let me break up all my eagerness with an icebreaker. would you rather have 3 wishes in ten years or 1 wish rn?

[daiilycelebs-deactivated2018100]

[lopezleni-blog]

NARU 🍉📱👟 LENI

NARU: but that’s SO TRUE because 🗣 THERE’S NO ‘I’ IN TEAM!!!! 👯

NARU: ok ok but it’s really just because i’m hiding from said dodgeballs, so i feel like it doesn’t count. i’m pretty sure they just didn’t realize i was in the class 🤷🏻‍♀️

NARU: I MIGHT TOTES TAKE YOU UP ON THIS? not that i’m over here like SIGN ME UP FOR PHYSICAL ACTIVITY but also i want to show my lil feeble seventh grade self that #itgetsbetter 👊

LENI: alright that sounded loserish but we can work with it.

LENI: you just went straight up #dannyphantom and went ghost during dodgeball games?

LENI: let me continue to say that I also do a mean headshot if you're in the business of needing one.