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  oh my god we are never going to stop fucking with each other are we  

[lorclofmemes]

Does anyone know the lore reason behind why conservatives love Rocky Horror Picture Show

[dogpuppy]

[lorclofmemes]

good god ryan murphy is a menace

[lorclofmemes]

This is deeply unserious

[lorclofmemes]

fuck man that's so temtping

[lorclofmemes]

Excerpt from one of the poor, struggling Afrikaner Refugee souls in America.

Kleinhaus said: “The biggest challenge is here you work, hey. There’s no kitchen lady you call to sweep the house, or clean the house, or stuff like that. You do the work yourself.”

He said that even farm owners worked from “morning till 11pm at night” with no farm labourers to call for help.

This is coming from a man who was provided with plane tickets for him and his family to South Dakota, along with a fully furnished house. These people are being given free housing and job security, but DREAD the thought of not having servants around to clean said house or do their job for them. Don't let people ever convince you some of these Afrikaners aren't completely detached.

Three months on, Trump's Afrikaners knuckle down to hard reality in US

Three months after the first group of Afrikaner ‘refugees’ left for the US, many have gone to ground. A handful are speaking openly about th

[lorclofmemes]

girl why you so boy

[mr-foods]

[ohmeiios]

cottn candy

[mr-foods]

a meeting by wendell berry

[thecollectibles]

Color studies by MZ

[literallyaflame]

a person online: i hate it when adults act like childish little freaks in public, smh. you’re an adult, you should be able to order your own food without help. get over yourself. also, why are some people, like, waaaaaaay too into the stuff that they like? omg, and the people who CLEARLY can’t even have one (1) normal conversation without acting Weird??? it’s embarrassing, u guys are embarrassing, get help

the same person five seconds later: we gotta remember to love and support the autistic community u guys <3

[literallyaflame]

you know, in hindsight this reminds me of something

when i’m at work, people get mad at me for not hearing them the first few times. like, openly agitated. they’ll assume that i’m stupid, or rude, or careless. sometimes they will indirectly chastise me for ‘not paying attention.’ at which point i say “i’m sorry, i’m hard of hearing. you were on my right side and i’m severely deaf in that ear,” and they go “oh my god i’m so sorry i didn’t know.”

yeah. you didn’t, did you? the only available information you had about me was… that i didn’t hear you say something. the thing you hated enough to comment on was that i couldn’t hear you. you don’t get to backpedal once you find out that i have can’t-hear-well disease. i shouldn’t need to present a diagnosis to expect decency from you

if you attach negative characteristics to “didn’t hear what you said,” that will affect how you treat d/Deaf and hard of hearing people. if you attach negative characteristics like “weird and childish” to utterly harmless and well established autistic traits like “doesn’t make eye contact,” that will affect how you treat autistic people. it’s not rocket science

[tyrannusimons]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Murdered the entire squad

[headspace-hotel]

In the future, children will think our ways are strange. "Why do old people always grow so much milkweed in their gardens?" they'll say. "Why do old people always write down when the first bees and butterflies show up? Why do old people hate lawn grass so much? Why do old people like to sit outside and watch bees?"

We will try to explain to them that when we were young, most people's yards were almost entirely short grass with barely any flowers at all, and it was so commonplace to spray poisons to kill insects and weeds that it was feared monarch butterflies and American bumblebees would soon go extinct. We will show them pictures of sidewalks, shops, and houses surrounded by empty grass without any flowers or vegetables and they will stare at them like we stared at pictures of grimy children working in coal mines

[headspace-hotel]

We will be feeding our grandchildren strawberries and raspberries we grew in our gardens, dragging them along to the farmers' markets for tomatoes and eggs and goats milk and pickles and pecans and salsa and sunflower seed butter and jars of honey, as they complain and drag their feet because Gramma always stands around talking to people for like an HOUR

and we will say "When I was YOUR age, fruits and vegetables came from a supermarket and they were bred to get shipped 1000 miles in a truck and sit on shelves for weeks, and they tasted so sour and watery it was like eating paper compared to these ones. It wasn't even legal in some places to grow your own food"

and they will roll their eyes like yeah yeah just because everything was miserable in the 20s doesn't mean I have to have a smile on my face standing in the hot sun while you listen to that one guy talk about his bees FOREVER

But they will go, because there might be baby goats.

[headspace-hotel]

Since I made this post, dozens and dozens of people have left tags telling me that it was the first thing today that made them want to continue living, that it was the first thing that made them consider that they might be okay years in the future, that they might grow old, that it was the first and only post of its kind they'd ever seen—the first post that boldly predicts a future where we make it.

And many other people have been just spitting, foaming at the mouth fucking FURIOUS. How dare I have the audacity to imagine a future where things get better?

Don't I know how BAD things are? Am I not aware of the TERROR and DEVASTATION of climate change and fascism and biodiversity loss? How dare someone be so bold, so callous, as to imagine something other than misery and suicide. How dare someone suggest it will get better. How dare a person propose that there is a future where we will be okay, in the face of so much terror. Hasn't she seen the abyss opening its jaws before us?

Well? What do you think?

Do you think I've seen the abyss?

[ruinedchildhood]

What if what Aladdin meant by a whole new world, he was just gonna get Jasmine high as shit to see the world from a stoner’s point of view?

[bobbyboy11-deactivated20150207]

sometimes i randomly think about how much this post sucks and start laughing really hard

[forgottenflowers]

having bpd and having gone through dbt has made me such a good fucking communicator. like I am so conscious of the fact that I feel things very strongly and often differently from others and I always acknowledge that and explain how despite knowing the intention is not to hurt me it still does. I don't beat around the bush, I'm blunt about what hurt me and why it hurt me and how it made me feel and what I would like done and still so many people just don't know how to handle it???

I'm starting to think it's not me having bpd that's the problem, it's other people not taking responsibility for their actions or admitting they might be wrong. like my dude I'm being very reasonable especially when you consider that a year ago I would split over the smallest things. learn that you aren't fucking perfect and do better

[desinteresse]

Honestly being overworked makes people unobservant and passive and it literally kills people every day. People don’t seem to realize that an overworked nurse might not notice your sepsis symptoms and a tired truck driver might not notice your car when he’s merging into the lane. Failing to protect worker’s rights impacts nearly everyone

[kiralamouse]

THIS. I want workers to be treated well for their own sake, but I NEED workers to be treated well for MY sake. We have got to stop glorifying eroding margin into the negative zones.