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@lord-macklemort
underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense
My personal favourite:
official linguistics post
i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together iām always like āhehe.. evil siblingsā
this is what iām all about babyyyyy
Theyāre not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.
well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps
She touches me-
and the world forgets to spin.
A glance,
a grin,
and Iām undone again.
Her breath on my neck
is scripture,
her hips-
a sermon I kneel to.
She says my name
and I burn
to be spoken
forever.
LEAKED MORNING ROUTINE:
-i need to be held
-iām fine
-iām beyond saving
-weāre back
-itās over
-swag city
crazy how every time a female character gets cliche misogynistic writing we have to explain to people again that fictional characters are not real and do not choose things for themselves.
itās really this at the end of the day tbh
Like a Tennessee flowerĀ
Wild, and way out there
Grew up in the sun
Eventually you wilted
The slope grew you tilted
Petals wilt, and colors run
revolutionary letter #26 by Diane Di Prima
I donāt like being referred to as a boy
Woah mama I'll give anyone who misgenders you the Elvis Special (a bullet)
This account likely makes the list of āthe last accounts Iād ever expect to be anywhere near my blogā but I appreciate it
Woah mama I'm one of your mutuals
WHAT
i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
i want the ability to reach out and cradle my thoughts and feelings. how would they react?
āI knew from the moment I met you I would spend a lifetime missing youā
ā Lee Martens
Ilya Kaminsky, from "Musica Humana", Dancing in Odessa: Poems
fuck dude im sorry my horse broke down i cant make.it to the feast
Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight's the full moon