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Chai. She/her. I don't know what I'm doing.

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[starsarefairylightsfornerds]

[depsidase]

[suddenly-a-possum]

[skulduggery201]

[skulduggery201]

[wuwojiti]

[eggshellsareeat]

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

[whereserpentswalk]

[unstickyhunter]

[unstickyhunter]

On it, chief.

[beardedmrbean]

[kureiois]

[delta-domine]

never seen anyone fucking kill a man on reddit

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[kosmogrl]

june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

i'm wasting my life on the computer when i could be living my life to the fullest on the computer

[ilonano]

best thing in tbe world having people that like your ocs

[ilonano]

or alternatively people that say things like this about your ocs

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

Big fan of whatever this genre of conversation is

[wizardrights]

[fairycosmos]

[dasloddl]

ID in alt

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

its always "what are your plans for the future, you should really be planning for the future" and never "wow that character you're obsessed with sounds so cool can you explain them to me. im sure you get them more than anyone else"

[heartseeker]

do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

[heartseeker]

polite bubby.png

[rickybabyboy]

ohhhhhh bubby from orange cats

[jaspertjunk]

Hi sorry I saw a transparent jpeg and immediately put your cat in a situation hope that's cool

[heartseeker]

WHATS HE DOING UP THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[i-give-animals-cigarettes]

[omnybus]

The first rule of Fight Club is that fights can neither be created nor destroyed

[omnybus]

The second rule of Fight Club is to not take the Fight Club's name in vain

[omnybus]

Third rule: A Fight Club must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Rule

[cthulum]

Very relevant indeed

[pananarchocommunist]

Rule of the internet: there's always an XKCD about it

[freshcuntgrass]

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

[werewolfoffeverswamp]

sometimes i feel i have to restrain myself bc i think reblogging someones art with tags along the lines of I LIKED IT SO MUCH I KILLED MYSELF is not always gonna fly. but im always thinking about it

[noelledeltarune]

i hope i am not just an online presence to you all but also someone who has a really bad headache