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Where’s the lie

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AS ONE DOES.

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splendidland

It is with great sadness that i have to report that, after 19 long years on the web, the Space Jam website has finally been laid to rest.

Please pay your respects with a moment of silence, though know that it will be fondly remembered forever.

splendidland

Many apologies for the false alarm, the Space Jam Website seems to live on. It went offline and I panicked, but truly it is unstoppable. Please spread the word

tumblr text post: no one will ever love me im ugly and gross

me: same

tumblr text post: im perfect why am i not the ruler of the world

me: same

i recommend the creme brulee

i recommend you go away

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This is no joke, it really happened in my first responder class today

My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.

What do you do next?

Student: Call 911!

My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.

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Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.

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Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

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A Maryland woman, a widowed mother of four, received the note above concerning her display of rainbow solar jars in her own yard. (Story at the Portland Edge, here.)

That’s the relentless gayness that might harm the children. Rainbow solar jars.

The woman in question is apparently awesomesocks, however, and has started a GoFundMe campaign in response, in order to gay up her yard enough to be worth complaining about. You can find it here.