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His Name’s Gizmo And He’s Really Excited Inside

“Yay.”

Photos by ©HeyGizmo - Via Tastefully Offensive

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“I have a new hobby now: haunting people!” - Prior Walter, Angels in America

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me to the little ceasers man: beware the ides of march

little ceaser: pizza pizza

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Audio of Waving Through a Window, Kutztown University, 9/21/2017

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‘Look Down’, also known as ‘Javert your eyes’.

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In the spirit of sharing songs that didn’t make it onto the cast recording, here is my favorite song from Dear Evan Hansen: You Will Be Found (Reprise). This song takes place right around the climax of the show, so I can understand why it wasn’t included. But regardless, it is still one of my favorites, so I figured I would share!

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I am in looooove

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Oak’s first “Dust and Ashes” (The Great Comet of 1812 − July 11, 2017)

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Forget what I said about Liberty’s Kids. This is truly Andrew Rannells’ most iconic work

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falsettos quotes that sound weird out of context but are still relatable af

I’m bitching, he’s bitching, we’re bitching, they’re bitching, bitch bitch bitch bitch funny funny funny funny bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch all the time

I’m neurotic, he’s neurotic, we’re neurotic, they’re neurotic

petty petty petty petty

what is this, wash-and-wear???

exPLORE mr. marvin your CORE mr. marvin

I worry a lot, I worry a lot, I worry a lot

Just because you failed as parents…

gET THEE TO A PSYCHIATRIST

don’t ask me questions, I’m frightened of questions

“love me” “no.”

“this is incredibly bOring-” “YOU’VE GOT A TEMPER THAT REDEFINES TEMPER”

My life is shitty and my kid seems like an idiot to me!

I can cry on cue. But so can you. I’m breaking down.

You ask me, is it fun, to cry over nothing? IT IS.

sure, things will probably worsen but it’s not like I’m some healthy person

you must exORCiSE A DEVIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL

Oh what a lovely table, such a romantic table

“Why don’t you feel alright for the rest of your life? Why don’t you feel alright for the rest of your life?! WHY DON’T YOU FEEL ALRIGHT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?!?” “…is this therapy”

I praise your thigh

Oh, those bIBLicAL TiMEs!!!!

don’t touch your hair, you’re perfect

I’ll explore what I’m feeling, except what I’m feeling is tired. So tired. I’m tired.

LIFE’S A SHAM AND EVERY MOVE IS WRONG, WE’VE EXAMINED EVERY MOVE AS WE MOVE ALONG

I am so dumb.

God, I’m distressed.

“I hate the world!” “He hates everything.”

Homosexuals.

One day I’d like to be as mature as my son, who is 12 and a half

Look look look look look, it’s a lesbian from next door!

Just what I wanted at a Little League game, my ex-husband’s ex-lover! Isn’t that what every mother dreams about having at a Little League game?

you’re looking sweeter than a donut

It gives me pleasure to see the bald spot.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII don’t get it, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII don’t understand

“How was your day?” “It was terrible”

You save lives and I save chicken fat, I can’t fucking deal with that

You’re gonna blame me? You have paintings of dicks! Don’t talk to me about taste!

What do you mean, you don’t want a bar mitzvah? What do you mean, you don’t want a bar mitzvah? How do you think we, how do you think we, how do you think we feel about that?

Everyone hates his parents. That’s in the Torah!

“RATHER THAN HUMILIATE HER, KILLING YOUR MOTHER IS THE MERCIFUL THING TO DO” “…oh my god.”

If I’m a bitch, well I am what I am

life is crappy

this is fucking ridiculous

I hyperventilate

could you please make my friend stop dying