L'or de Saturne

Sam. MILF, astrologer, agent of Saturn. can't be bothered to start over.

[apoemaday]

A Question

by Robert Frost

A voice said, Look me in the stars And tell me truly, men of earth, If all the soul-and-body scars Were not too much to pay for birth.

[lordesaturne]

It’s your birthday and I know you’ll never read this but fuck you. Absolutely fuck you. I don’t know what I did to deserve being cut off by you but I hope you had a good fucking reason. It’ll never stop hurting that you want nothing to do with me and I have no idea why. All I ever did was love you. I don’t expect high school relationships to remain the same forever as we venture into adulthood but fuck, man. You were so important to me. Even when we weren’t as close as we used to be. I was going through a lot of horrifying shit and you’re just another one in a line of useless disappointing people who couldn’t give me grace or even just a fucking explanation as to why you don’t want to be in contact anymore. That would’ve at least meant you had a backbone still.

Happy birthday. I hope it’s miserable.

[lordesaturne]

[hedgehog-moss]

I was making chitchat with the woman who works at the plant nursery and I mentioned that two baby trees I bought the other day aren't doing too well, their leaves are yellowing, maybe I'm watering them too much? what could be behind this phenomenon? and she looked like she was trying to find a gentle way to phrase it but then gave up and just said plainly, "Autumn."

another social interaction that will come back to haunt me at 3am five years from now

[makomoriz]

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

[eatsoylentgreen]

[lakevida]

i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

[disgustinggf]

[sidesheauxblog]

Easily the strongest contender for my favorite bootleg Bart shirt

[heartwarminganimals]

Trail cam catching a deer fawn with the zoomies

[lostinmyb3droom-deactivated2026]

[senatortedcruz]

Need minimum 12 hours a day of do my own thang time

[siderealmaven]

Perhaps just an astrologer thing, but I have periods of time where I obsessively track transits and periods of time where I could not care less. Other times the astrology is just hitting my chart so hard I know I couldn’t possibly talk about it until after the fact.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

I hope every 19 year old is ok eventually I'm so fucking serious. If you're 19 stay safe out there it'll be ok love you

[carolsturka]

I don't think she's taken anything. Just getting the demons out, I guess.

[eastgaysian]

i know we meme about it but 'is he in there? can we get him out?' really one of the craziest lines ever written and acted expressing the insanity of grief

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

patch me through to the blowjob brothers. i need to have a word with them.

[arunima]

[eternalssource]

GEMMA CHAN ELLE UK Oct. 2023