Legolad Leengreaf @lordhellrond - Tumblr Blog

hello and welcome to this absolute swamp!

my name is mia and i will go by anything you refer to me as (this includes pronouns and other endearing or not-so-endearing nicknames. call me a square cube of satan's spit and i will be like "hello yes what can i do for you"). this is one of my very many sideblogs wherein i will be going insane over places and people that do not exist.

here are some links to my self-proclaimed best posts (exhibit a of my going-insane-over-unreality thing):

The Salomiie: A Cinematic Drunk Fic

That One Fic About Legolas in Trader Joe's

Smaug’s Missing Motive

I Like This More Than Everybody Else Does

if you would like to find me elsewhere (exhibit b):

AO3: shiterature

Wattpad: shiterature

Main Blog: @probably-mysocksarewet

dms and asks open to all!

condolences in advance

#it dawned on me that maybe i should make one of those blog headers #i was going to add a section talking about how to navigate my tags #but i keep forgetting how to navigate them myself so how would you even be able to figure it out - even with my help?#impossible

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Tolkien describing Elvish woman: The Lady was beautiful and pale with long silver hair and wore some kind of flowing garnment. anyway back to the men

Me: ok cool she sounds pretty can I hear more about her-

Tolkien describing Elvish man: FINDOR SON OF FINLOTH WAS SO FAIR AND GRAVE THAT THE SWANS DID HIS BIDDING. HE WAS TALL AND STRONG AND WIELDED A HUNTING KNIFE. HIS DARK HAIR FLOWING IN THE WIND, HE TOOK A LAST STAND AT THE PEAK OF MORGOTH'S SEX DUNGEON WHERE HIS GOLDEN-HAIRED ELVEN COMPANION HAD LONG FALLEN PREY TO THE DARK LORD'S WILES

Me: ok so you're going through a lot. I get it. It's fine my man

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The funniest thing to me is;

Tolkien describing Nerdanel: she was kinda ugly but really smart.

Tolkien describing Nerdanel's husband: He was so 😍mighty and strong🥰 and super pretty 💞💖 he was good at literally everything💗❤️ His dick was spectacular 😍🤩💓 I also like his feet💝 and he invented the alphabet 🖋🖋and he was sooooo hot and smart 💋💞