ZOE

lie where i land let my bones turn to sand RAWR xD

[itsspadering]

“Why do you sexualize an old man?”

Because he’s hot and I’m a pervert.

[saturns-warrior]

Is there anybody out there?

Lil piece dedicated to Lord Huron before the Red Rocks concert!!! I'm SO excited!!

[cowplantblues]

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[abigblueuniverse]

Literally Ben Schneider during the Cosmic Selector Tour lmao

[segamascott]

Hello

not reading all that

[danidoesathing]

do you ever think. do you ever think about them

[etherealsadchick]

He's gonna say something to remind me that he's a man, isn't he?

[segamascott]

it's okay if you're not in love with me yet i can just keep posting

[neitherofusideal]

[belovedgamers]

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

[saturns-warrior]

Is there anybody out there?

Lil piece dedicated to Lord Huron before the Red Rocks concert!!! I'm SO excited!!

[gizmoody]

[nerdsandbabyteeth]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[icantbearsedtothinkofone]

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

[dduane]

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

[cangelala]

God I need this so bad for my Midterm so please let this work again for me.

[skwangmbyul]

I could use some luck

[lanadelreysghost]

in waiting on college acceptance letters. PLEASE GOLD POTATO.

[honey-on-your-tongue]

I figure there's no harm in trying lol

[baguettelord]

How the FUCK am I going to survive without Rivals for however many months what the FUCK was that episode I am ON THE FUCKING FLOOR

[monikastuff]

GUYS HEAR ME OUT

Monica faked her death to be with Dame Enid and to divorce quietly with no drama from Tony

[posyfielddreamer]

They killed a lesbian woman who suffered her whole life in a shitty marriage to a shitty man DURING PRIDE MONTH.

Don't call me. Don't contact me. I'm going to bed.