[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[kaddyssammlung]

No paint on his back. Who would have guessed that.

[your-first-priority]

did you get all the messages i almost sent you

[lady-of-fangs-lyrlia]

can u put me in a headlock please

Yeah but I'm gonna do it in front of your friends and they're all gonna laugh when they see you black out

[reticentlybouncingonit]

The problem is that so many girls have free will and I really can’t trust them with it. Something has to be done

[reticentlybouncingonit]

It’s fine except sometimes they think of things that aren’t me

[devotionwithoutname]

*forehead kiss* 💋 *forehead kiss* 💋 *forehead kiss* 💋

sniffles thank U can i curl up in ur lap too

[devotionwithoutname]

head hurting. …. Nose congested but runny nose….sneezy……

[balaclava-trismegistus]

It's so cool to make friends in the computer (forgets to respond to everyone forgets to talk to anyone)

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

hey bro can i bum a moment so true and tender

[devotionwithoutname]

does anyone wanna put vessel into situations with me

[aquareegia]

LMAOOO

[devotionwithoutname]

new cart and i’m off work for the next three days ✨

[sourgunk]

British guys when they cum probably: ive came ive bloody came

[domwithsecretdesires]

It’s normal that you're tired of being in control, baby. Your brain is not made for it. You aren’t made for it. All those big thoughts can't fit in that little brain of yours. But it's okay, now I'm here to take them all away. Let me help you.

[goodchild]

I love it when my mutuals scroll down my blog and spam like/rb from me but when I do it to them I feel like some sort of reblog pervert

[tnryt]

These bitches can’t even fathom me