[spacehunter-m]

[official-venom-snake]

*ascending slide whistle*

*descending slide whistle*

*several xylophone notes*

*wet “splat” noise*

“There!”

[mrchristmass1]

звуки секса с моей неудачной женой

[iamoutofideas]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[adastraperabsurdia]

I hope to God this is real because this is exactly what I needed from my weekend.

[my-sandwich-it-was-innocent]

This is myth, what isn't though is BYU (Mormon College) students going to Vegas over the weekend marrying in one of those instances marriage chapel, fucking, divorcing the next day, and heading back to school

[adastraperabsurdia]

That's a lot less cool but more believable

[wakewithgiggli]

[piglii]

hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this

the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.

[piglii]

FOUND IT

[andmaybegayer]

Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series

[andmaybegayer]

and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit

[piglii]

thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected

[a-third-attempt]

I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema

[alydae]

SYDNEY’S NEW YEAR EVE FIREWORKS 2022

[sabanasblancasuniverse-deactiva]

[theevenprime]

This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.

[pyros-random-thoughts]

Hes right

[balamist]

#my guy lost knife priviledges real fast

[sosuperawesome]

Maxine Vee on Instagram

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[cartooncoyote]

okay tumblr i have a game

take this image and keep adding onto it

[kiba2-dead]

[dialupmodem-deactivated20250702]

[shorturlisouttahere-deactivated]

in 2020

it’s going to be 420

for a whole month

[the-rivulet]

*touches the ground*

this…. a relic…

….a relic of a more hopeful time

[dzamie]

Date of Origin: circa May 9, 2015

[bookpdf]

there's a hole in your soul (and something's trying to get out)

[abrakophile]

[adulthoodisokay]

it’s post like these, y'all.

[flork-of-cows-official]

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

[reblogs-by-jinarra]

[gayluigi]

Can’t believe you forgot the Connecticut dog!!

[amethystsoda]

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Connecticut clark and malfina my beloveds

[reed-fink]

Rare Footage of The Speelunker Cave ride from Six Flags over Texas in the off-season, mid-1970′s. 

[spectrometrie]

oh my god

[syntheticperson]

the inside of my brain just sounds like this

[ted8ug]

WHY does team rockets pokedex talk like this ???

[sweetmeatdale]

Pokédex: dreadnaw, the BITE Pokemon! A water and rock type. And I don’t- I don’t know?

[arachnidsgrrip]

Powokedex: Drednyaw, DA BITE Powokemon! A wata and wock type UwU. And I dwon’t- I dwon’t know? ÓwÒ