time to recreate what we did to Johan de Witt 🇳🇱

🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹 The block button is your best friend. don't forget that ever. minors can interact but interact with caution, I am an adult and I will post and reblog adult things. none gender left whatever the time lords have going on DMs off on account of too many bots hij/hem but you can zij/haar me if there is a blood moon. no other time. TERFs, transphobes, and zionists, go fuck yourselves. You can tag if youre screenshotting a note of mine and putting it in a reblog but don't tag me on posts out of the blue I may assume you're a bot & block you. May all unpleasantries you wish upon me return to you threefold. ੯‧̀͡⬮ouppy

[orion-archives]

"I want to be a dragon."

[brazilspill]

For my 16-year-old nephew, I got an activity book about worldbuilding, since he loves writing.

I was stuck between this one and another book by the same author called Finish This Book, but that one is available on Brazilian Amazon, so I went for the one that wasn't.

[rielzero]

Ohh, so I was looking at my storage and found these! I originally shared them on twitter before yeeting the platform. Anyway, feel free to use! Art memes for your oc :D

[fleshmesh]

Break the stereotype* of tumblr sexyman always being a skinny guy in a suit. It’s time for hairy muscled short fat muscular men with big beards to shine. Vote senshi. tumblr sexyman is whoever tumblr says is the sexyman. bring in the new era

He’ll make you bread

*(people keep poiinting out that sans and stan won who are not skinny suit wearers. i am not saying they did not win. i'm saying it's the common stereotype of what a tumblr sexyman is. sans and stan winning only further proves my point that senshi can win)

Post by @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 · 1 poll

💬 7333  🔁 26795  ❤️ 35026 · Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[heyitsmeisa-blog]

[americana-plus]

jamr0ll:

This never stops being hilarious

[thelibrarina]

Do you love the color of the–

HONK

[duncanor]

I don't think 2014 sexy men should represent tumblr. We are not teens anymore, we can do better than guy in a suit number 484829374.

*hypnotizing you* You will vote Senshi or Grace in the tumblr sexyman contest, waoooooh!

[the-irreverend]

I love all you damned souls of the one true hellsite.

[toastyglow]

the backrooms are simply not as scary conceptually if there is Something In Them

[toastyglow]

the whole reason why they're so unnerving is BECAUSE there's nothing in them!! because they're unrelentingly liminal and lonely and uncomforting. there shouldn't be a monster guy in there chasing you. you should glimpse other humans (?) from a distance but they walk away before you can close the gap and then they're gone. things should run away from YOU. do u get it

[toastyglow]

"and there was a MONSTERowooowwohhhh" the monster is isolation and banal beige sameness and uncanny valley architecture. you fool. you rube. you're putting a hat on a hat and the second hat is not only unnecessary but it ruins the first hat!!!!!!! "there's a monster in there" great so now it's just another place for a monster to be. ridiculous

[toastyglow]

fine I will concede: you CAN actually put something in there while maintaining the vibes, but it should complement the location instead of just being a generic scary guy you could put literally anywhere

[luvkthepsychic]

the thing with the whole "well trans men have male privilege thing" is firstly. literally no. but even if you take the example of the "stealth trans guy who passes extremely well so people see him as a cis guy" is that he still has to hide his identity to access that privilege and if someone finds out hes trans that privilege is most likely to be taken away. so it isnt really privilege.

people have probably definitely said this already but even so.

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

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[error-404-fuck-not-found]

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

[lostsometime]

Also the new linguistic quirk of just saying “it was 2020” as like. The full end of a story. You say “it was 2020” and everyone knows what you mean.

“I was going to get my masters degree but then it was 2020, so yeah”

“I was cast in a play and then it was 2020”

“my boyfriend proposed but then it was 2020”

[cuillere]

(Was about to put this in the tags but then it was too good for tags)

"My baby was born in 2020, and then (two weeks later to be precise), it was 2020."

Actual truth from my actual life, I feel like I ought to use this more.

[the-haiku-bot]

(Was about to put

this in the tags but then it

was too good for tags)

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[transandrophobiavictim]

btw the trans men in your life notice when you say shit like "kill all men"

[sluttynurse]

while there is the widely known online tactic of "inventing a type of guy to get mad at", there's also the rarely mentioned but equally used "inventing a type of guy to defend" (known uses: the little white cancer patient whose make-a-wish is to use the n word once, the Least Privileged Man In The World who can somehow oppress the hypothetical Most Privileged Woman In The World, etc)

[pyros-random-thoughts]

I think i shpuld be given the power to remotely explode people with my mind because i just got a package and its slashed so hard they slashed my fucking item and they won't refund me

[animentality]

[achievement-hunter]

[textandimageenjoyer]

[pyros-random-thoughts]

Gofo workers count your fucking days