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@lordlingscarnevale
Good morning.
Master Caliborn is not present right now.
My name is not relevant. I am simply taking care of this blog until he returns.
Which means you may ask anything you want about Master Caliborn.
I will do my best to answer all your questions as accurately as possible.
If no one sees this, I will reblog it later when more of his followers are active.
A-Alright. Um... I am currently daydreaming about touching your face. úvù
OH MY GOD.
. . .
THAT WASN'T SO BAD. ALTHOUGH IT IS SOMEWHAT NAUGHTY.
I THOUGHT IT'D BE WORST.
HA HA HA HA HA.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
But I have nothing but admiration for you. :(
ALRIGHT. JUST ONE THOUGH.
I HAD ENOUGH LEWD SHIT SPEWED AT ME ALREADY. YOU'RE ALL FUCKING PERVERTS.
When you finally become Lord English, what is the first thing you are going to do?
FUCK BITCHES. AND GET BOONIES.
What if I were to make somewhat risqué propositions at you... without hiding behind anonymity?
DON'T. YOU. DARE.
Its a healing class. We heal things! For example, Im the sylph of rage so I heal the rage some people have, or so Ive been told :o)
THAT SEEMS. LIKE A REALLY FUCKING USELESS CLASS.
WHO NEEDS THEIR RAGE. TO BE HEALED.
HOW DOES ONE DAMAGE THEIR OWN FUCKING RAGE.
HOW.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE ZOMBIES. AND WHY SHOULD I FUCKING CARE.
SIMPLE. I DON'T.
BUT I AM GOING TO WATCH THIS SHITTY HUMAN MOVIE EITHER WAY.
I'LL GIVE YOU MY OFFICIAL "WORLD WAR Z" REVIEW WHEN I'M BACK.
FOR NOW. HERE'S A LOVELY DEPICTION OF WHAT I ALREADY THINK ABOUT THESE. "HUMAN ZOMBIES".
> You grin and give him a firm pat on his back, as you move closer to one of the bodies to closely examine it.
THIS IS PRETTY FUCKING GOOD. YOU ARE FULL OF SURPRISES, CLOWN.
THE EXPRESSIONS. THE PRESERVATION.
THE FACT THAT THEY’RE FUCKING DEAD. I LOVE IT.
GOOD JOB, CLOWN. GOOD JOB.
==> You stared at him, appalled, shocked beyond belief. Biting against your bottom lip, you let out a couple of very low pitched whines. And as soon as you heard yourself, you smack your hand against your lips to try and shut yourself up. This was one of the most amazing feelings you’ve ever felt in your life. Somebody actually admiring your work for once. Someone who’s a God to your people. You never even dreamed about something like that to happen.
==> Lowering your hand, you rub at your eye to wipe away the tears. You sincerely thought that he was going to give you a horrible comment. “There faces are too off,” “Why would you even do this,” or most commonly, “This is a disgrace to your people, why would you even do this, the Messiahs would be pissed.” But he isn’t. He’s here complimenting you right now for your good work. With a sniffle, you let out a couple of happy whines. Even if you might disgrace him for crying in front of him, you can’t help it. You were so worried he would hate you for what you’ve done. If only you weren’t too sensitive about things, than you wouldn’t be crying right now. Tynan taught you that crying would never please the Messiahs.
th-thank you, my righteous… angels. :o)
> You reach into your back pocket and pull out a bag of special stardust, stuffing it into the clown's pocket afterwards.
HERE. MAKE ME ONE.
GET A BITCH. PREFERABLY A ROUND ONE.
SO I CAN EXPOSE IT ON MY BEDROOM. AND MAYBE.
> You let out a small giggle, and grin, a light blush on your cheeks.
hold hands with her.
FUCK BEING ELEGANT. THERE IS NOTHING ELEGANT ABOUT US.
WE’RE CHERUBS. YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
SHuT IT, I CAN BE ELEGANT IF I PLEASE.
I’M ALREADY ELEGANT.
WE’RE GETTING OFF-TOPIC.
WAS THERE EVEN A TOPIC. TO THIS RIDICULOUS EXCHANGE OF FUCKING WORDS.
I DON'T THINK SO.
> You point at the preserved bodies and look at your guide, a confused expression in your eyes.
DID YOU FUCKING DO THAT.
==> You glance at your lord for a couple of minutes, reading his expression. You’re unsure if you wanted to lie to him or tell him the truth. Either way, you killed each of these trolls and preserved their bodies into taxidermy. If he wanted their organs, all he had to do is ask. They’re in the freezer along with a couple of other preserved bodies.
==> You sigh and nod a twice, clenching your hands into worried fists inside your pockets.
yeah, heh heh…
MOTHERFUCKER CALLED ALL OF THESE SHITTY, UNWORTHY LOWBLOODS.
those bro’s ain’t deservin’ to live in this world no more.
THEY AIN’T EVER BEEN DESERVIN’ THAT BUSINESS.
> You grin and give him a firm pat on his back, as you move closer to one of the bodies to closely examine it.
THIS IS PRETTY FUCKING GOOD. YOU ARE FULL OF SURPRISES, CLOWN.
THE EXPRESSIONS. THE PRESERVATION.
THE FACT THAT THEY'RE FUCKING DEAD. I LOVE IT.
GOOD JOB, CLOWN. GOOD JOB.
i cannot fathom me describing to you how LONG i have waited for this gifset
PEG LEGS FUCKING RULE. FUCK YOU.
THEY DON’T *DO* ANYTHING. I SHOuLD THINK THEY’RE QuITE AWKWARD TO uSE, TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST.
A ROBOTIC ONE IS FAR MORE uSEFuL AND ELEGANT.
FUCK BEING ELEGANT. THERE IS NOTHING ELEGANT ABOUT US.
WE'RE CHERUBS. YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
OH BUT I AM.
TRUST ME ON THIS ONE. HEE HEE.
HOO.
You know what. Im going to call you kid since you act like one. Listen, kid I see your outfit and stuff but you yelling at me and saying you’re a god isnt convincing me.
> When you hear those words, you can't help but let your grin spread across your face. Oh, famous last words.
WOULD YOU CARE FOR A DEMONSTRATION.
> You draw your rifle, chuckling like a little cherub peeing on his sister's sarswapagus.
GUESS WHO’S ALSO A RELIGIOUS FUCKING FIGURE. GUESS WHO’S IMMORTAL AND IS BASICALLY ALREADY EVERYWHERE.
YEAH.
MY RELIGION. KICKS YOUR RELIGIONS ASS.
HA HA HA HA HA.
I will not believe you are a religious figure in any way possible. Religious figures have to do good deeds, then there is….You….
OH BUT I AM.
TRUST ME ON THIS ONE. HEE HEE.
HOO.
GET A PEG LEG. PEG LEGS ARE FUCKING COOL.
EuGH, NO. I’D MuCH RATHER HAVE A FuLLY-FuNCTIONING LEG, THANK YOu VERY MuCH.
IN FACT, I’D MuCH RATHER HAVE THIS PIECE OF RuBBISH THAN A STIFF PIECE OF WOOD.
OR METAL, OR WHATEVER ELSE I MIGHT DECIDE TO MAKE IT OuT OF.
PEG LEGS FUCKING RULE. FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU.
I’M NOT A WASTE OF SPACE.
I’M A LORD OF TIME.
I KILLED THE FUCKING WASTE YOU ASSHOLE.
I MEAN I WILL. IN THE FUTURE. YEAH.
AND I’M ABOUT TO KILL YOU. YOU WEAK, HATTED DUMBFUCK.
I WILL RIDDLE YOU SO FULL OF BULLETS. EVERYONE WILL THINK YOU’RE RELIGIOUS.
GET IT.
HOLE-Y.
HA HA HA HA HA HA.
YEAH.
FUCK YOU.
…….? Kid or how old you are. I am a Religious figure. I do not wish to get into deep detail, and I have plenty of Jokers to revive myself with in case try to be tricky.
GUESS WHO'S ALSO A RELIGIOUS FUCKING FIGURE. GUESS WHO'S IMMORTAL AND IS BASICALLY ALREADY EVERYWHERE.
YEAH.
MY RELIGION. KICKS YOUR RELIGIONS ASS.
HA HA HA HA HA.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
THEN GET A NEW FUCKING LEG. AND COME FIGHT ME.
I CAN HARDLY GET A NEW ONE, CAN I?
MY… uM, “FRIEND” GAVE ME THIS ONE. I’VE NO IDEA WHERE HE GOT IT. IN FACT, IT LOOKS LIKE HE MADE IT HIMSELF, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING HOW MuCH IT KEEPS PLAYING uP.
I CAN’T SAY I HAVE A SINGLE CLuE WHEN IT COMES TO ROBOTICS, AND I NO LONGER KNOW ANYONE WHO COuLD POSSIBLY PROVIDE ME WITH A PRE-MADE LEG. EXCEPT PERHAPS DIRK, BuT I’M NOT ENTIRELY SuRE HE TRuSTS ME. HE PROBABLY WOuLDN’T AGREE TO MAKING ONE.
GET A PEG LEG. PEG LEGS ARE FUCKING COOL.
