Lord Not's Animal Crossing Diary

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[sdvp0ny]

mr.ant tenna

[0ddoblivion]

This kills me every time

[ashsnapem]

This is the Animal Crossing GameCube stationary set that was only available as a Club Nintendo reward for Japan. Comes with stickers, eight different envelopes, and three pieces of matching stationary per envelope.

[pinesands]

[lordnotcrossing]

How sad that even in this idyllic little island

The Proletariat has been taught to devalue their own labor.

[wordproblemapoligist]

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

[lordnotcrossing]

Oh wow. Is this discourse still happening?

No. Tom Nook is not technically a Landlord.

He's a Plantation Owner. And you're his Indentured Servant.

He keeps you laboring on his land by claiming you have debt to him and paying you in script, a currency you can only use at his store and the stores of his friends. He may prefer to use the carrot over the stick, letting you work at your own pace for rewards like a larger home or TV rather than cracking the whip. But in the end, he's the one who profits off your labor.

[lordnotcrossing]

Listen: I would never make a prank out of providing a custom-designed VIP Room for a guest. I take my work very seriously.

And if you can't accept that,

That's your loss.

[lordnotcrossing]

Isabelle, Mr. Nook, I know this will probably fall on deaf ears. Deaf raccoon ears, specifically. But I feel obligated to try.

What if we offered potential hotel guests a sliding scale when it comes to paying for a room? Where if they can prove financial hardship, they can get a room at a more affordable price?

That way, we wouldn't have visitors sleeping in a tent

IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING JANUARY.

[lordnotcrossing]

See, this is what I'm talking about. What is she supposed to do, sleep on the beach?!

Not everyone has the same penchant for survival that Gulliver does.

That's right. No matter what Nook tells you, sometimes you've got to do the right thing even if it's not profitable.

Why that's a wonderful idea! A Very Important Room for a Very Important... Portia.

Yessir, she will be set up with all the luxury we can provide

...to a Freeloader.

Good to see that you understand the amount of choosing you, a simple Beggar, can afford in this situation.

[anvillevillage]

[heartscale]

[lordnotcrossing]

God, are we really that desperate to attract guests?

Look, I'll do whatever it takes to get those playable Nintendo games.

But it's 2026, and you've got to figure that we are long overdue for even the youngest of kids to find a new interest

And finally Let It Go.

[lordnotcrossing]

Isabelle, Mr. Nook, I know this will probably fall on deaf ears. Deaf raccoon ears, specifically. But I feel obligated to try.

What if we offered potential hotel guests a sliding scale when it comes to paying for a room? Where if they can prove financial hardship, they can get a room at a more affordable price?

That way, we wouldn't have visitors sleeping in a tent

IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING JANUARY.

[lordnotcrossing]

While the island's name does not, in fact, reflect my particular dislike of pancakes

This particular request seems pretty spiteful on Nook's part.

[lordnotcrossing]

If... you say so yourself?

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

today is a great day to remember that all the BIN files for amiibo can be found online and that with a app like tagmiibo or similar and some cheap nfc sticker tags you too can access all the new collab content in acnh and also whatever villager you want without buying expensive plastic :)

[lordnotcrossing]

Designing custom outfits for the hotel guests? What a wonderful idea!

You will regret this.

It's important that a hotel establish a clear sense of identity as soon as guests enter the lobby.

In this case, they know that at The NotPancake Love Hotel

They can be The Succubus Virgin Killer.

They can be The Gimp,

But what they can never be is bored.

[lordnotcrossing]

Don't care about the hotel. Already played Happy Home Designer and the Happy Home Paradise DLC. Give me more storage.

Shut up and give me more storage.

God, fine.

Yeah, yeah. This ain't my first rodeo Lady.

Sea on this side. Sea on that side. Are we done here?

YOU SON OF A-

No, no. I ought to be fair.

You see, Mr. Nook, when we first met all those years ago, I thought you were the greediest, most manipulative, Rat Bastard I had ever met.

But it's 2026 now. We are in the era of $80 games, $100 controllers, and half-baked $30 DLC. And so I must acknowledge, my dear Nook, that you are no longer an aberration in the World of Nintendo.

You were just ahead of the curve.

[helloitsbees]

i found my switch

[wholesome-animal-images]