lordofthebuffalowings

[profashionall]

[jambambles]

I can’t help making bad posts, it’s in my

Jenes

[hashtagloveloses]

this is the only edgy disney headcanon i’ll accept

[profashionall]

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

Literally me

[soivechangedmypleatoguilty]

Don’t ever tell me that wrestling’s fake ever again

[theoldness]

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

[lady-dainty]

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

[wearejustvisiting]

guys guys guys

‘osteoporosis’ is a disease in which bone mass decreases

so they mean fucking

“Bone Atrophy”

[angelicbreadroll]

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

im too scared to watch this

[meanplastic]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

Them: your fave is problematic Me: I want to see the receipts Them: *hands me the receipts* Me:

[disowns]

I don’t know who comes up with these posts

but they’re flippin’ genius

only1600kids, I applaud you

[guy]

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

[c3po]

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

[rcktpwr]

*hogs squealing*

[etica]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me: *does Toxic by Britney Spears using armpit farts* prosecutor *interrupting me*: objection ,your honor He isnt answering the question judge: objection overruled. This is great , keep going 

[heyumdonttalktome-deactivated20]

Him: I dunno I just identify with the Joker on a personal level is all

Me:

[youngharlemnigga]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

im deleting TONIGHT