Jack Merridoodlydoodlydew

I like Lord of the Flies a little too much. Welcome to my lair.

[sim0nella]

Just,,, just some fun facts

[asterizmz]

when a minor character you really like gets almost no character development so you gotta develop them yourself

[deviouz-uvu]

The lotf community with maurice

[incorrect-lotf]

And bill

And robert

[prince-ralph-merridew]

[ghostbri]

i read lord of the flies for the first time

[its-merridew-bitch]

Jack: *Sets the whole island on fire*

Maurice: Hey Jack?

Jack: Hmm?

Maurice: You do realize that we live on the island too right?

Jack: SHIT!

[sm0liv]

All I was able to take away from Lord of the Flies

[ralphthebossassbitch]

simon: well jack and his friends are hard to get along with. he’s a great fellow student, but sometimes he’s rude as… simon:*whispers* heck. ralph: why did you whisper heck??? simon: because it’s a fucking bad word.

[piggy-i-broke-the-conch]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Lord of the Flies. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of human psychology most of the jokes will go over a typical reader’s head. There’s also Jack’s selfish, insecurity-filled outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from the struggles of being an adolescent male, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this book, to realise that it’s not just funny- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Lord of the Flies truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Ralph’s existential catchphrase “Sucks to your ass-mar” which itself is a cryptic reference to the size of the overweight Piggy’s backside . I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as William Golding’s genius wit unfolds itself in each chapter. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Jalph tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

[prince-ralph-merridew]

AHHH I JUST DIED

[cherry-chaos-cola]

What is it with alternative/whatever bands and Lord of the Flies

[ebae]

A teaser for the Lord of the Flies comic I’m working on. :O

[lotfmemes]

[chunsoftie]

Giving a big shoutout to the amazing @tamaytka for this awesome commission for Jack and Ralph from Lord of the Flies!

It looks so great. Thanks so much, dude.

[moved-years-ago-deactivated2021]

Avenge piggy

[lordofthefandomtrash]

*3 AM*

Samneric: *In unison* Do you think pigeons have feelings??

Simon: Yes!! They're living creatures and they have feelings too!!

Jack: SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M TRYING TO S L E E P.

[jackmerridew]

“I read Lord Of The Flies.” The class is shocked at my overwhelming intelligence. “…how? I can’t even understand simon’s sheer nuance and subtlety.” “Well… kill the pig! cut its throat! drink its blood!” One student laughs, and I turn to see who the fellow genius is. It’s none other than Jack Merridew.

[lordofthefandomtrash]

Jack: hey guys do you like my halloween costume

Ralph: wow!! you look exactly like a lil bitch

[chinchillasinunison]

Ralph: *is horribly traumatized by the death of his friend, partially perpetrated by his own hand*

Piggy, trying to comfort him: