lexy

writer, photographer, but not by choice because goddamn my job stresses me tf out

[slimetony]

Welcome to the quiet post

[foosili]

What?

[slimetony]

welcome to the quiet post

[foosili]

[kimreesesdaughter]

My child: Who became President after Obama?

Me:

[carolsturkas]

The story of The Upper East Side widow.

[danisontnonfire]

these are getting more and more specific

[mcdyke-deactivated20171112]

being a female means avoiding eye contact with men to not draw attention to yourself as a potential target

[cooldude2819]

Being a male mean avoiding eye contact with women because they might think we are ugly

[mcdyke-deactivated20171112]

hmm yes being a target of abuse is equivalent to thinking you’re ugly

[fempoli]

this is literally it. male idea of oppression is women not being sexually available to them when they want them to be. that’s why whiny internet men cry so much about the friend zone. this is literally it for them.

“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” - Margaret Atwood

awfully relevant.

[ithelpstodream]

Fabulous!

[yassmines-deactivated20161205]

@weaux

[sadsexyvirgo-deactivated2022052]

LET HER PUT HER PAWS IN THE AIR!!!!

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[spiritgun-blog]

Reblog money luffy in the next 20 seconds or you’ll be broke for life

[marvelgifs]

[actual-gop]

Ask the gays

[lindsaychrist]

me in an argument about homosexuality 

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who would read her zodiac and yours

[drunkaly-blog]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This is a masterpiece I could cry

[cumbursted]

I watched it 6 times

[xchvnge-deactivated20190227]

@outlandishgambino

[cluelessho-deactivated20190223]

BED, TWERP

[untexting]

YES

[cexting]

what i really dont like about Kpop is that they are literally like all korean? like there are bands with like 20 guys or 30 girls but no racial diversity??? Why is that, i dont like it

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

is this a serious post

[omega3]

Screaming

[omega3]

Update: im still screaming

[mogifire]

[blundstone-deactivated20170419]

Fucking hell this is 10/10

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Well the end kind of threw me for a loop but overall this is a quality post.

[kingpinnn]

Kids know.

[sale-aholic-deactivated20190809]

I want to rescue that precious child from Trump.

[indierockblastbeats-deactivated]

[princessesfanarts]

Fairy Tales by Nayoung Wooh

[nunyabizni]

Well these are just utterly incredible

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

@sunminny

[norcalchicana-deactivated201509]