BLEH! It’s Me!

taylor ~ 22 prev. fntastic-newt

[fanonical]

orpheus turning round just as he was about to leave the underworld actually had nothing to do with eurydice, he just heard a bit of montero (call me by your name) and got distracted

[daithpiercing]

once i was at the philly museum of art and a security guard saw me looking at this sculpture that is just a head of romaine lettuce tied to a block of granite with a piece of wire (sculpture that eats by giovanni anselmo) and he was like. i’m here sometimes when the lettuce guy comes in to change the lettuce.

[worstgirlintheworld]

girls im going to keep it real with u im getting worried about my spotify wrapped already

[anxietyproblem]

[gigglesister]

shout out to whatever lawyer has the job of holding christopher ecclestons phone away from him to prevent him being sued by the royal family for dropping a funnier prince philip died post than any of us on here could ever hope to make

[pseudophan]

april 9th is officially international slut day. happy birthday lil nas x and gerard way congrats on killing prince philip with your whore energy

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

life is just one ibuprofen after the other

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

the next ibuprofen will fix me

[sargentballs]

it's so refreshing getting world news that isn't an immediate threat to anyone's life or just otherwise depressing. this is what world news should be. a big ole boat drew a penis and then got stuck in a canal and now a sizable chunk of world trade has ground to a halt. wonderful. this costs me nothing

[el-joselito]

[jimxugle]

[kabaks]

i wish i could google what my favorite movies are. whenever i have to think of them they disappear like ive never seen a film in my life

[emi1y]

[onlytwitterpics]

[brothfan1997]

society if icarly (2007) had given spencer shay a boyfriend

[fuckyeanihilism]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[s1eepless]

[guerrillatech]

[ovenproofowl]

are you telling me they’re making a Cruella movie and she’s not even a MILF??

[broody-lesbian]

this is the most valid criticism i’ve seen on the cruella de vil tag so far

[maddelineusher-deactivated20240]