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emily / 24 / she / silly goose

[deadelated]

It's okay to have blatant double standards that favor women

[doubleca5t]

Supermassive Black Hole lends itself to soundtracking one thing and one thing alone and that is a strip club. Supermassive Black Hole is the most perfect strip club rock song I've ever heard. I've heard rock songs *about* strip clubs that feel less suited to a strip club than Supermassive Black Hole. I have heard songs where sex is explicitly described in the lyrics that feel less sexy than Supermassive Black Hole. Supermassive Black Hole is a song so disgustingly, flagrantly, enticingly slutty that I sometimes feel legitimately shocked that it was made by a band that most people make fun of for sounding like if Radiohead sold out after their first album. It is a crowning achievement in stripper music that may never be topped in our lifetime. It is best known for soundtracking the scene in the first Twilight movie where they play baseball.

[dogpuppy]

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[prowl-autism-extraordinaire]

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[senatortedcruz]

[terradni]

[punkjabi]

[were--ralph]

the poses is what gets me every time

[emi1y]

i was 10 years old begging my mom for shapewear because wearing clothes that squeezed me made me think more clearly. and just now today its occurring to me for the first time that when autism tests ask about clothing sensitivity they don't just mean "do you only wear soft fabrics".........

[emi1y]

embarrassing bleach mistake now i have to reverse tiedye my shorts

[emi1y]

stardew is a sick and twisted game because im not really having fun but i instinctively play it to unwind when i get home from work and then 3-5 hours have passed and its time for bed and i didn't accomplish anything

[dogpuppy]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

CROSSDRESSING MACKLEMORE:

I wear your grandma's clothes

I look incredible

[whentheskittlesfightback]

pjackk is like if jesus kept dying for no reason

[hunter-rodrigez]

So I do 3D modeling and printing as a hobby, and a few weeks ago I designed wheel guards meant to prevent office chairs from running over cables and clothes... or your pet's tail.

I got the idea from cowcatchers old locomotives used to have.

Anyways, yesterday I uploaded the model to Thingiverse, and just hours after uploading it, the Community Relationship Manager of the whole website left a comment suggesting I enter the model into a competition that's currently being held on the site.

So I did... and now it's in third place not even a day later. First place is $500, but the competition still has a month to go.

Then the Community Manager contacted me again, telling me they want to feature my model in an upcoming design promotion.

Just, what is happening? I mostly made this thing for myself in, like, an hour, and now it's suddenly super popular? This is all a little bit overwhelming 😵‍💫

Other models I worked on for weeks didn't get nearly as popular. I swear, it's impossible to predict what people will like.

Anyways, if you want to print the wheel guards yourself, you can get the model here or here.

I also made a quiet version you can stick furniture felt pads on.

[these-violet-delights-fic]

People love simple, extremely practical things. I hope you win!

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household