[stubbierodin]

welcome to my main!

reo, opie, they/them

here I blog a jumble of things.

the spicy?? read more....

hey! i have an 18+sideblog @babybeardesires

i post t4t lesbian stuff nd kinky reblogs

(cis men youre not welcome on my sideblog. for the queers dolls n t4t freaks only)

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[trans-seraphim]

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

[hornybingo]

puppyboy who is intentionally getting as high as humanly possible so that he can get all soft and stupid and desperate in his owner’s lap. all glassy-eyed and loose, pupils huge, skin hot, whining over nothing, twitching from every little touch. getting clingy and bratty at the same time, nosing under his owner's jaw, grinding down in slow needy little motions, making it painfully obvious what he wants without having to say it. getting so wet he can feel it, thighs shaking, body practically begging to be pinned down and dealt with.

his ftm owner looking at him and instantly getting it. seeing how wrecked he already is, how fucked-out he looks before anything’s even happened, and deciding to make it worse. holding him down, spreading him open, fucking him until he goes even dumber. until the whining turns into helpless crying, until he’s too high and too full to do anything but take it, until every thrust makes him jolt and gush and squirm. fucking the squirt out of him, exactly like he wanted, until he’s trembling and soaked and boneless afterwards, all dazed and happy because getting ruined was the whole point.

[knifefightscene]

We genuinely need to romanticize aging because the dread destroys us all

[plutesboots]

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[jurassicpeanut]

No bond stronger than a disabled girl and her disabled cat

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[achillesinhighheels]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[blossposs]

[crispylilworm]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[cavegirlpoems]

early magic card: Dawn Hawk late-stage magic card: Hubert Farnsworth, Brilliant Inventor (tm)

early yugioh card: Cabbage Warrior late-stage yugioh card: Twilight Memnosinner Exhuvia

early pokemon card: Diglet late-stage pokemon card: Diglet ZZZ+

[miasmaticinfection]

they called him jack the ripper because he would take fat rips off the bong and then jack offf

[the-muppet-joker]

Despite All My Rage...

[systlin]

If you were going to start a garden to prepare for the apocalypse, what would you plant? Housemates and I decided that was a better use of our anxiety than playing zombie games and I don’t have anyone else to ask.

1. Potatoes. Best starch and caloric yield per acre of just about any food.

2. Tomatoes. Easy to can or dry, tasty, high in nutrients.

3. Corn, beans, and squash, planted Three Sisters style. All are nutritious, and planted this way the beans put back into the soil the nitrogen the corn uses. If you plant dent or flour corn and dry beans and sun-dry the squash, all store well. 

4. Mint. It’s useful for minor aches and pains in salve, it’s good for upset stomachs, and it’s quite tasty.

5. Hot peppers. Tasty, and also useful for aches and pains.

6. An assortment of herbs for both seasoning and medicinal use.

[queeranarchism]

Also great: 7. Lettuce. Easy, jummy. The types that grow as leaves (as opposed o full heads of lettuce) can regrow every few weeks. Fresh veggies all the time.

8. Radishes. Same reason. Regrows in a few weeks. How perfect is that.

9. Strawberries. If the climate is right for it. Easy and jummy. Strawberry plants can live multiple years (though they give less fruit after the first 3 years) and create their own baby-plants in fall. So you can have more strawberry plants every year or give the plants to other zombie-apocalypse survivors.

10. Winter carrots. Your winter will be boring if you only have potatoes. Carrots are a great winter veggie. 

11. Onion and garlic. Because you really can’t cook without them, can you?

Oh, & maybe just as important is what NOT to grow or the apocalypse or just for your first DIY garden:

1. Cauliflower. Difficult. Requires a lot of work, time, space and nutrients and you’re quite likely to end up empty handed.

2. Broccoli. Same reason.

3. Olives. The trees need to be over 5 years old to produce their first olive and many more for a good harvest. That’s not much use for immediate survival.

4. Walnuts. These trees take 15+ years to start giving nuts! Don’t plant em unless it’s for your kids.

[solarpunkactionweek]

Strawberries (and most berries/small fruit in general) will probably be snatched up by squirrels and birds before you can get to them unless you take proper precautions. They make nets and various deterrents for this, but the easiest option if it’s available is just to grow them inside

[savedtiktoksofcats]

[despazito]

[despazito]

Awesome