Uh... hi!

I uh... didn't think I'd get this far, ummmm... I have nothing prepared, so uh... make yourself at home I suppose.

[legitimately]

[teathattast]

Happy i will not let the rot consume me Saturday :)

[frayeddreamer]

Fun fact: If you say no the rot cannot legally consume you.

[bartdontlie]

Sometimes I accidentally receive email intended for other people. 

I try to be helpful. 

(Meanwhile I haven’t replied to like the last six emails from actual family members. I’m the worst.) 

[bartdontlie]

UPDATES! 

Jules replied to thank me for pointing out her error. She regrets to inform me that they already have an officiant: 

Then while attempting to send the wedding weekend accommodations email to the correct Ed she sent the original email to me again. 

I’m still trying to help: 

I haven’t heard from Jules since Friday so I suspect this is the end of our correspondence, but I’ll keep everyone posted. 

[bartdontlie]

UPDATE! Pete and Jules’s big day is almost here! 

It seemed like the right thing to do for all the joy they’ve brought us. 

[bartdontlie]

Oh my god oh my god oh my god! 

Pete and Jules sent me a thank you note! 

Complete with a very nice note: 

Aren’t they just the best? I should probably send them a thank you note to say thank you for the thank you note, shouldn’t I? 

Of course I should. 

[bookoisseur]

God I fucking love the internet.

[louisegluckpdf]

might drive my chevy to the levy. it better not be dry tho

[louisegluckpdf]

you guys won't fucking believe this

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

she explode my penuis till i-

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i mean. she garlic bread. on my plate till i. eat the bread

[escuerzoresucitado]

American dipper (Cinclus mexicanus)

[gunsandfireandshit]

Bro WHAT

[secondlina]

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

[trashasaurusrex]

a canon interaction between lin and blu in ffxiv

(based off of this video)

[lesserkey]

Emet-Selch/Hades

[julls]

Azem's magick 💫

The magick to summon the stars (or your spouse) to your side whenever you want!

[windupiceheart]

A Knight to Remember

[galewhaleshark]

Heavensward AU where everything is exactly the same except the dragons are worm-on-a-string—or wyrm-on-a-string, if you will

[galewhaleshark]

@elizabethrobertajones omg please if you do I will be forever in your debt

[elizabethrobertajones]

I spent most of the day wondering how to convey that I'd stuck pipecleaner horns on him and then coming to post here, realised I'd forgotten to do anything about his wings but it is once again late and I've been thinking about this on and off for 24 hours so maybe it's time to stop :P

[hikazio]

Emet’s smirks make me feel a certain way

[itsmeishmi]

Gosh I still love Emet-Selch Stinky Rat Bastard

[888beru]

A lifetime lost

[thearvxes]

Estinien's worst nightmare

[spoonwizardd]

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

[milkflys]

[moonlights-shadow-warrior]

[internet-or-sleep]

Those tags had me weeping actual tears of mirth holy fuck

[just-mushroom-thoughts]

Ok , I'm considering joining the skeleton war 2022 but, I am undecided on sides, so wizards, skeletons, convince me

[chipper-skeleton]

WE ARE UNION BASED AND WE PROVIDE FULLY PAID MEDICAL AND DENTAL INSURANCE

[just-mushroom-thoughts]

I'm literally a mushroom I don't have teeth

[chipper-skeleton]

DO YOU WANT SOME

THIS IS NOT SARCASM I AM GENUINELY OFFERING A CHANCE FOR YOU TO OBTAIN TEETH

[just-mushroom-thoughts]

I except teeth

[chipper-skeleton]