lordpiplup

20 | reptiles, writing, art, film, nintendo, music!

[grimeclown]

Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight's the full moon

[lordpiplup]

beware the wereclam

[lordpiplup]

who did it better?

[cottagelf]

This photo was taken by the owner of the hive. The beekeeper forgot to put the frames in which the bees collect honey, and the bees built their own architecture from the honeycomb, which takes into account natural ventilation, so that the air can flow freely and maintain a stable temperature. This is the heart!💛

[lordpiplup]

this is amazing...wow.

[valtsv]

Your ancestors would find you incomprehensible and your descendants will despise your grave.

this is by far the best compliment ive ever received

[lordpiplup]

epic

[abiding-in-peace]

“Around us, life bursts with miracles, a glass of water, a ray of sunshine, a leaf, a caterpillar, a flower, laughter, raindrops. If you live in awareness, it is easy to see miracles everywhere. Each human being is a multiplicity of miracles. Eyes that see thousands of colours, shapes, and forms; ears that hear a bee flying or a thunderclap; a brain that ponders a speck of dust as easily as the entire cosmos; a heart that beats in rhythm with the heartbeat of all beings. When we are tired and feel discouraged by life’s daily struggles, we may not notice these miracles, but they are always there.”

— Thich Nhat Hanh

[lordpiplup]

life has many miracles 💚💫

[axiebubble]

choose your fighter

[just-shower-thoughts]

Filling a bottle with water would be more difficult if the sound of the bottle filling didn’t change as the bottle filled.

[lordpiplup]

*monotone water sounds*

[hawberries]

i have been thinking very deeply about pants that i don’t own but wish to

[uncle-knobheads]

Fic authors deserve more credit.

Story time: I started a book about 23 hours ago and just finished it. Also in that time I slept for 10 hours, spent time with family, was at work, etc. Anyway, I enjoyed the book (Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda). But it felt like it flew by, so after I finished I looked up the word count because what are pages? Pages are meaningless. I only function in word counts anymore.

The estimate I found was 58,580. My immediate reaction was “oh, that’s why. That’s nothing!” But what a shitty response. Because no. That’s not nothing. That’s a whole. Damn. Book. An entire novel! And Fic authors regularly bust out 30k, 50k, 100k, 150k words. AND THEY DO IT FOR FREE. WHILE WORKING AND LIVING THEIR LIVES.

So anyway, thank your favorite fic author today because they deserve it. Because they’re amazing. They’re the MVPs.

[gayjacket]

How do you pronounce pls and lmao in ur head tag ur answer

[lordpiplup]

“plis” and “el-mayo”

[annmariexrose]

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

[bysaestyl]

Me when three people cried during my chem engineering exam and one guy left and screamed FUCK in the hallway:

[slappycat]

Pearl: The house! Bismuth: Don’t worry, I can fix it! Steven: My dad! Bismuth:

[quiznik]

new su episode (SPOILERS!!):

beautiful new song right at the start of the episode

CUTE CUTE CUTE WEDDING PREPARATION SEQUENCE

steven being positive as hell about everything

pearl tuxedo return

“lookin’ sharp”

amethyst looking like a rich cool dad + little dance with steven

PERIDOT’S YELLOW DRESS AND PINK SHOES AHHHHHH

SAPPHIRE IN A TUX AND RUBY IN A DRESS THIS IS SO VALID

“wedding commander? all flowers have been DEPLOYED”

ruby and sapphire’s wedding vows and the music in the background had me so weak

*sapphire’s ascension background while speaking*

“and sapphire, do you-” “yes”

THE KISS SO FUCKING CUTE OH MY GOD

jamie and dewey bonding over their sadness is the biggest mood ever

that moment of dread when blue and yellow show up

THE CLUSTER BEING THE BIGGEST TEAM PLAYER AND ARM-WRESTLING YD UHHH

“guess it’s time to work the ol’ Universe charm-” “NO!”

blue diamond looks so pretty and powerful in her angered art style

ROSE’S SWORD BEING BROKEN WHOOPS

garnet approaching blue diamond with a stronger than you rendition in the background

LAPIS RETURN ABABABBAHAHAHAHAH

“if they’re going to punish me like a crystal gem, i might as well be one” YES

*lapis withstands blue’s emotions* “i’ve felt worse” LAPIS IS SO FUCKING METAL HOLY SHIT

peridot representing everyone in the fandom when she asks blue diamond to fight her

bismuth and peridot are my fav combo oml

“heY, yELLOW CLOD, REMEMBER ME?”

steven having an out of body experience to communicate with everyone as so creative and amazing

steven giving everyone their condidence back made me so happy

“don’t forget about yourseLF PEARL-”

STEVEN COMMUNICATING WITH THE DIAMONDS AND RADIATING PINK’S AURA WAS SO POWERFUL I’M

“it’s you! pink!”

C L I F F H A N G E R

[lordpiplup]

[plow-and-propose]

*deep sigh* i wish some distant relative of mine would leave me an old farm in their will so i could fuck off to the countryside and save the harvest goddess

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[lompich]

Literally me

[mushroom-cookie-bears-deactivat]

today in art class i took my phone out for like 2 seconds to just check the time and my battery percent and my beloved art teacher, who just happened to notice the sonic the hedgehog shirt i was wearing, yelled “SONIC, PUT THE PHONE AWAY” ajd i swear those five words hit me like a speeding truck on a highway i was unable to paint right for the rest of class because i was still reeling in from the shock

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