LOREN THE SCHITZ

[lorentheschitz]

CHEERS, BIG EARS

[lorentheschitz]

NEVILLE FUCKIN' BARTOS

[leg-rat]

The Story of the Scully Box

[lorentheschitz]

HOT TOYS, I DROP 'EM BOYS LYING HUT TO MY PROTO-DOOR USE YOUR PARTNER IN SULPHUR LIPS AMNESIA HOLD PLEASURE

SHE'S SUCH A NICE AGE RIGHT BEIGE LOOKING TO BE CURED BY THE THRILL SHE'S SUCH A NICE AGE RIGHT BEIGE LOOKING TO BE CURED BY THE THRILL

BLACK CHILD, IN THE SCOY'S SCRUT I DIDN'T SEND SPARSCHT THERE'S NOTHING THAT HU-HUH POLLY TRESS THE BOY NIGGA VISION THERE

YOU SO HOT, MIDUNI BAWA JORDE ISCANDADAGDJGDAJACJ DEMOMOSCAKADJ CDKAFJD DAFJSM FMSADM IT'S COMING UP LIKE A FLOOR IT'S COMING UP LIKE A FLOOR IT'S COMING UP LIKE A FLOOR IT'S COMING UP LIKE A FLOOR DUMNUM BASER UP PERFUME THE LONELY BUTTCHEEK POOR RULES COME TO MAMA'S SHITNESS NOW IN THE SECRETS OF THE ROOM

HOT TOYS, I DROP 'EM BOYS LYING HUT TO HER HUTTER DOOR ITCHAVADA-FACE UP HER LIPS AMNESIA HOLD PLEASURE

(uh-oh) SHE'S SUCH A NICE AGE (she take some hut) RIGHT BEIGE (uh-ooo-ooo) LOOKING TO BE CURED BY THE THRILL SHE'S SUCH A NICE AGE (wa-teeee proto-door) RIGHT BEIGE LOOKING TO BE CURED BY THE THRILL (child LaMore)

[lorentheschitz]

CITIZENS OF SCIENCE

[lorentheschitz]

PAULIE MORE WINE

[lorentheschitz]

You ever shit in a urinal, son?

[lorentheschitz]

♫ YOU AND I WE FIT TOGETHER LIKE A GLOVE ON HAND, THAT'S RIGHT

[strangewood-deactivated20190307]

"I have two friends in the world. One is a cat. The other is a murderer."

[allen-bergman]

- Nobody cares but me. - Well that’s you, Marlowe. You’ll never learn, you’re a born loser. - Yeah, I even lost my cat.

[doobydum]

Elliott Gould as Philip Marlowe in ‘The Long Goodbye’ (Altman, 1973).

[theletterwsartflap]

A Level 3 Chingineer I drew in my Rigging class. 

[lorentheschitz]

I'VE GOT MORE CHINS THAN A CHINESE PHONEBOOK

[shitpeoplenameintf2-blog]

An all-time favorite

[lorentheschitz]

♫ OWNER OF A LONELY HEART HMM HMM

[lorentheschitz]

HE WANTS ME TO SUCK HIS COCK

[wavywizardry]

Now, there’s one thing you might have noticed I don’t complain about: politicians. Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don’t fall out of the sky. They don’t pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It’s what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re going to get selfish, ignorant leaders. Term limits ain’t going to do any good; you’re just going to end up with a brand new bunch of selfish, ignorant Americans. So, maybe, maybe, maybe, it’s not the politicians who suck. Maybe something else sucks around here… like, the public. Yeah, the public sucks. There’s a nice campaign slogan for somebody: ‘The Public Sucks. F*ck Hope.’

George Carlin (via artdrugsnirvana)

[observando]

Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.

George Carlin, Brain Droppings (via observando)