still white, creamy, and delicious

just packaged in a nicer bottle ;)

[lorenzslsd]

[dimitrisdope]

Opinions on cbt?

my opinion is that I do not know what that means

[dimitrisdope]

This is two very different answers

[lorenzslsd]

hey can i give my opinions on this

[dimitrisdope]

you guys are still here?

[lorenzslsd]

i got my sausage stuck under this boulder and i haven’t been able to move since

[dimitrisdope]

do you want me to move the boulder??

[lorenzslsd]

please. i don’t have enough gold for another one

[dimitrisdope]

you guys are still here?

[lorenzslsd]

i got my sausage stuck under this boulder and i haven’t been able to move since

[witchofaiaia]

@lorenzslsd hi slayonnaise slut it’s my 21st bday and im ur number 1 fan that the tags was talking about i have 2 shrines dedicated to lorenz and my tat artist declined a crest of gloucester tramp stamp mwah mwah mwah i love u 

[lorenzslsd]

happy 21st birthslay and i’m going to set your tat artist on fire

[lorenzslsd]

sometimes i black out from being too fucking awesome all of the time and i wake up in weird places. i can’t see where i am right now because it’s too dark but whatever music they’re playing in here bangs ngl

[lorenzslsd]

when the rapture comes and the gods descend to return my rightful throne to me, i’ll be sure to save you a seat

[lorenzslsd]

sometimes i black out from being too fucking awesome all of the time and i wake up in weird places. i can’t see where i am right now because it’s too dark but whatever music they’re playing in here bangs ngl

[lorenzslsd]

serving this much cunt every day is so hard but nobody can do it like i can

[lorenzslsd]

mister lawrence mayo glucose, may I present you your bunny slippers

yes. thank you very much. 

[claudescannabis]

I’m shocked that some of you are still here fr

[lorenzslsd]

they don’t call me the mayo ghost for nothing

[claudescannabis]

[lorenzslsd]

[claudescannabis]

I’m shocked that some of you are still here fr

[lorenzslsd]

they don’t call me the mayo ghost for nothing

[lorenzslsd]

who wants to see my gamer lair. i’ve spent a year setting it up in the basement after i fistfought the ashen wolves for the space

[lorenzslsd]

i woke up this morning feeling like the world had just taken a deep sigh of relief

[lorenzslsd]

Have you tried seducing Dimitri yet?

i’m not seducing a feral animal. i have standards

[claudescannabis]

And so we prepare for the return of Cichol Kringle

[lorenzslsd]

this time i’m going to kill him

[claudescannabis]

Wait what—

[lorenzslsd]

i am going to fucking kill cichol kringle

[claudescannabis]

no?

[lorenzslsd]

i am going to kill cichol kringle and that will bring about the end of that fat old fuck coming into my room when i’m asleep

[claudescannabis]

why would he come into your room if you’re always bad, I’m 100% sure he doesn’t like you enough to visit

[lorenzslsd]

he came once when i helped daddykins plot his annual gloucester holiday civil war.

he gave me a box of macaroni and cheese

[claudescannabis]

And so we prepare for the return of Cichol Kringle

[lorenzslsd]

this time i’m going to kill him

[claudescannabis]

Wait what—

[lorenzslsd]

i am going to fucking kill cichol kringle

[claudescannabis]

no?

[lorenzslsd]

i am going to kill cichol kringle and that will bring about the end of that fat old fuck coming into my room when i’m asleep

[claudescannabis]

And so we prepare for the return of Cichol Kringle

[lorenzslsd]

this time i’m going to kill him

[claudescannabis]

Wait what—

[lorenzslsd]

i am going to fucking kill cichol kringle