Cobalt Blue

Look man I never even saw the second cap movie til like a month ago now I have his kinda fucked up slutty spidey sense for Brooklyn accents. T

[lornaroxify]

[lornaroxify]

Selfie unload cause it's easier to do this than to admit to myself I have more pictures of me on my phone than anything else

[lornaroxify]

Sundays are trash

[lornaroxify]

Tonight is gonna be one of those nights where I'm manic in my head but my trash body is so tired and like I'm not mad about it?? Has it got so bad that I'm using my lowkey madness as a form of entertainment? Yes.

[lornaroxify]

I have literally zero interest in good news tell me horrific things play to my desensitisation try and surprise me with awful things because good things just hi light how shitty my life is

[captain-narraboth]

Gay Panic™

[memecucker]

Shoutout to Captain Boomerang because having your gimmick be throwing things and getting matched up against the dude that can outrun light seems like a pretty shit arrangement but you know he perseveres

[problematicbatfam]

I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN

AQUAMAN RIDING ON THE BATMOBILE WITH BATMAN IS MY AESTHETIC

[bonitaapplebelle]

[closet-keys]

reblog if you’re one of the LGBTs that stole the rainbow from God

[t00-many-fandoms]

I was one  of them and you’ll never get it back!

[womprat-deactivated20170904]

tag yourself luke skywalker edition i’m DRAMA

[sandandglass]

A Republican political ad targeted at women.

[kenyatta]

I snorted.

[breakingbadgirlsclub]

“Women can’t appeal to real politics so let’s make it like they’re in a romantic relationship with the president because men and relationships are all they think about”

[anibeep]

Another reason to love Kristen Schaal

[louises-belcher]

I get jealous really easily but not like an angry vengeful jealous more like a really sad lonely jealous because everybody likes everybody more than they like me and I really really don’t blame them. 

[witheringghost]

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

[onlytwitterpics]

[bellygangstaboo]

I am deceased

[bellygangstaboo]

minor update:

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

ok a giraffe but… horse sized with a mario character extending from the ass

[miedriwesley]

What?!!!

[sappharah]

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word