Forklift certified

IF ITS OVER A YEAR OLD I PROMISE IVE CHANGE D

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[loser9000]

Cesar's very eventful day in the underground

@luckyducky15

She gave me the idea and voice acted both San's and Cesar.

Based off of the "Human. I remember you're genocides." thing

[loser9000]

im putting you in TENNA JAIL where you have to fight tenna FOREVER

why :(

[loser9000]

WE WATCHED PROJECT HAIL MARY AND I STARTED CRYING AT THE PART WHERE ROCKY BROKE OUT OF HIS SPACE TO HELP GRACE WHEN THEY CRASHED

LIKE WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK???????'

THEY'RE ALLOWED TO DO THAT????????????????

jail tiem :(

[loser9000]

Damn didn't know that tumblr feed ends thats awseome sauce :)

[just-a-joey]

The ballad of Jane Doe // Forsaken animatic// Azure centric

[velvetterabby]

Watch me hypnotize you with my eyes

[loser9000]

She's so awesome sauce

[thewitchofart]

White fur

[unheardoracle]

Your dialogue is stiff because everyone is being too honest

Great dialogue can come from radical emotional honesty. But in most real conversations, people

dodge questions

answer indirectly

lie (badly)

change the subject

crack jokes to avoid serious answers

lie (convincingly)

say half of what they mean

tell the truth but get so anxious/angry/defensive others now think they're lying

If your dialogue feels unnatural, it might be because everyone is saying exactly what they think, or articulating their thoughts too well. Try letting characters hide things instead.

Subtext is where tension lives.

[digitalkiddo]

If you're writing anything involving cons, scams, heists, or morally questionable characters who are very good at lying, here are some free resources I've been using for research. Saving you the "why is this in my search history" anxiety.

1. The FBI's Famous Cases & Criminals archive (fbi.gov/history/famous-cases) has detailed breakdowns of real fraud cases, Ponzi schemes, and confidence operations. The language they use is clinical and precise, which is perfect for getting the procedural details right.

2. The FTC Consumer Sentinel Network publishes annual reports on the most common fraud tactics in the US. Great for understanding how modern scams actually work and what makes people fall for them.

3. The Smithsonian's American Art Museum has a free digital collection of forgery case studies. If your character forges documents or art, this is gold.

4. Court Listener (courtlistener.com) is a free legal database where you can read actual court transcripts from fraud trials. Want to know how a real con artist talks under oath? This is where you find out.

5. The Internet Archive's collection of old newspaper crime sections. Search for "confidence man" or "swindle" in papers from the 1920s through 1960s and you'll find incredible real stories that would feel too dramatic for fiction.

Bonus: The Psychology of Fraud section on the Association for Psychological Science website has accessible articles about why people trust, how deception works cognitively, and what makes someone a convincing liar. Essential reading if you want your con artist characters to feel psychologically real.

Reblog to save for later. Your WIP will thank you.

[loser9000]

Bro I did it on purpose 😔😠😖

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[loser9000]

ichance born to be a drama series in like the 50's or something that would come up on cable at 4am

forced to be roblox characters

Or whatever they say idk

[iwantwings44]

[loser9000]

This is groundbreaking!!!!!!

[holidaylovemail]

lancer bounce

have you ever wanted to have a tab on your browser with a bunch of lancers that do nothing but bounce across the screen? well now you can have it with Lancer Bounce.

generate lancers and watch them float ! something special might happen if you reach a certain number...

[dontfeelthevoid]

[loser9000]

C00kidd when the bright light of screaming and agony