She who laughs.

I reblog way too much of random stuff ranging from art history to cats with hats.

[plaguedocboi]

Are you dishwasher safe?

You’ll have to warsh me and find out :3

[godmybackhurts]

How bout microwave, can I stick you in that?

[plaguedocboi]

I will be fine, I can’t guarantee the microwave will be

[luna-sombra]

Ok but are you washing machine safe? Or do I have to hand wash you.

[plaguedocboi]

Oh yeah you can toss me right in that bad buoy

[qrowscant]

who else did this

[thermodynamiclawyer]

i used to do this as a kid because i was evil

[catgirlforeskin]

And then when the other kid runs you become artillery

[byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023]

heys......

*gets scared*

[byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023]

this website is so fucking easy all i have to do is post frogs

[oneheadtoanother]

[shittytitty-deactivated]

every single bumper sticker hits like a fucking train

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Why would it be illegal? They’re still paying for the water.

[mellifexfarm]

whats the best way to trim the crest+beard of a silkie? this lady can barely see with all that floof! 

[mellifexfarm]

apparently some people use little headbands to keep the fluff out of their eyes

[lord-kitschener]

80s chickens

[yemenitehole]

yo im late but when i first got my polish frizzle bantams years ago from their breeder their crests were up to keep them out of the mud (because they’re show birds) and the result was amazing

chef hats/make-up brush hair

[mellifexfarm]

i love them thank you for the advice

[draconym]

[mellifexfarm]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[clickthefrog]

I had to Google what frizzles looked like normally and

[soberscientistlife]

[impling]

Wanna be radicalized?

We sent our kid off to Germany for a year as an exchange student.

As a foreign national, you have to buy into their national health care plan, because you don’t pay taxes there to support it.

Wanna know what it costs to buy into Germany’s health care for a year for a healthy 18yr old?

a solid YEAR of “everything is covered, no deductible, no copay, we don’t send bills?”

$500.

for. a. whole. year.

[frankensaint]

Just heard someone say “30 years ago, in 1993,” and stopped what I was doing. I froze. What do you mean 1993 was 30 years ago. That’s illegal

[onetwistedmiracle]

yes.

[homoz]

Kelly Clarkson: I’ll spread my wings and I’ll learn how to fly, I’ll do what it takes till I touch the sky, and I’ll make a wish, take a chance, make a change, and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but I won’t forget all the ones that I love. I’ll take a risk, take a chance, make a change, and breakaway

Eight year old me:

[teathattast]

[the-hawks-rye]

ID: A photo of a gummy worm on a budding tree branch with the caption "nature is so beautiful [two hearts emoji] [caterpillar emoji]"

[badjokesbyjeff]

A cat owner invited their neighbor over for dinner and introduced their four cats. “That’s Alogue, Aract, Erpillar, and Astrophe,” they announced. The neighbor was surprised and asked, Where on Earth did you get those names?

Oh, those are their last names, the owner said. Their first names are Cat.

[tatzelwurming]

if you’re a “lord” why does your shit look like this

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

peasants seething at how little it takes to keep a garrison secure lmaoooo

[monsterbutch]

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

[cinturongazo]

[geniusoflove]

i hate when ppl complain abt hot glue guns like sorry u havent gotten to know ur beast. its like a horse you have to have a bond and work together

[galadhir]

honestly being bonded to my hot glue gun is 90% of the problem

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[mangablug]

[thecatalogues]

reblog of you agree