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Ross | transboy | pan |16| ♑

[lost-boy-ross-blog]

Perk of dating a transguy:

Never have to waste money on condoms

[lost-boy-ross-blog]

Things my family calls dogs

·bitch ass ·bitch ·bastard ·baby ·fucker ·dick head ·handsome puppy (full grown dog)

[positive-lesbian-vibes]

Seeing other gay people in public is such a therapeutic experience like every time I see two girls or two boys together like holding hands or on a date I get like 5 years added onto my life

[lost-boy-ross-blog]

Early mornings- In the couve

[lost-boy-ross-blog]

Trans problems

Not drinking water all day so you dont have to use the bathrooms

[desperatehousecat]

me on death row

officer: you have one last meal, what do you want

me: hmm idk what are you in the mood for

[lost-boy-ross-blog]

Acorn

The corn with A in it

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[pizzaearboy-deactivated20140131]

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

[gutsygills]

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought

[lost-boy-ross-blog]

Just did the math; Ive been single for a total of 5,881.5 days of my 6,064 day life.

[coachela]

[quiet-white-solitude-blog]

[lost-boy-ross-blog]

Obviously My Goal Of The Summer;

To smoke so much that im stoned ‘till next summer.

[pleatedjeans]

via

[t3hsiggy]

this is the funniest picture I’ve ever seen holy fuuuuck

[gwylock-one-deactivated20170205]

lose mosquitoes… acquire cats - fuckin two birds one stone

[jumpingjacktrash]

scratch my dye flowers garden idea, just gonna replace my whole yard w catnip

[lost-boy-ross-blog]

The possibility of my binder not getting here in time for the first day of school makes me hands tremble.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lost-boy-ross-blog]

Actual Conversation I Heard

A: Imma potato today. E: No you aren’t. A: Why not? E: Potatoes dont smoke weed.

[lost-boy-ross-blog]

(Update) A: Well maybe they should, then they would taste better.