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fey. 25+. queer. my gender? support main.

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[systemdeez]

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

[systemdeez]

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

[nosayingyes]

Pepper spray his pussy

[systemdeez]

Do not.

[kargaroc]

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege

[forked-tongue-blasphemer]

Smiling Bats

Bodleian Library, MS. Ashmole 304; 13th century; England, St. Albans; f.47v

[evidently-endless]

the odyssey (2026)

[weepingwidar]

Nicko Cecchini (Canadian, d.o.b. unknown) - Defensive Measures (2026)

[redeyeyuna]

Evening Bat echolocating 🌖💚

[benelopes]

constantine, 2005

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[birries]

i had a dream about this pet cryptid a while ago and it was so beautiful i had to draw it

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

a Feeline

[puppetmaster55]

suddenly thinking about the courtroom scene, of Stratt being accused of pirating literally everything, and Grace later having everything in the various computers aboard his ship that he gave a copy to Rocky without issue, and the beetles having such a massive memory capacity and...

Stratt was a historian. She wasn't just pirating for the sake of entertainment for the astronauts, she was doing a full historical backup of the planet. Who knows how much knowledge and communications ability, how much art and culture and history, how much niche knowledge of how to make specific pieces of modern technology or modern medicines, was lost as the wars for resources isolated everyone, as the death tolls led to the deaths of specialized trade workers and scientists, as the power grids failing across the planet (or cut off, potentially) led to all the cloud servers going dark. Stratt was facing methods of combating extinction and she did her best to ensure that if/when the Hail Mary worked, it would send back not just the hope of the future in the solution to the astrophage, but the restoration of history and culture and knowledge.

Just.... she pirated everything, and put it all on the Hail Mary.

[datasoong47]

[linguisticparadox]

[r5h]

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2609/

[bralsra-deactivated20250108]

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

[craicisirish]

reminds me of how artists flip the canvas to make sure their art looks good

Just flip the genders real quick and check if you accidentally made a cult

[animentality]

[lemonsweet]

[explodingthunder]

(peer reviewed tags by @chortlebot)

[21st-century-minutiae]

The first pair of images are an absurd parody of extreme jealousy often portrayed in early twenty-first century romance novels. It is a common trope for extreme, violent, possessive jealousy to be conflated with extreme passion and love in fictional settings. The idea of being jealous of a newborn baby is outright absurd to the rational mind, but is something that may happen when an individual is deeply unwell or lacks any sense of emotional regularity in the slightest. The original pictures and captions amplify the trope to the point of absurdity, to draw attention to the strangeness of the trope itself.

The tag is a form of referential humor. In the early twenty-first century, there were a series of baffling "moral questions" posing absurd hypotheticals to "atheists" about a "christian baby" in various strange situations. They were presented as if they were some gotcha moral question. The most famous of which was asking "atheists" to imagine they were a baseball player at bat about to win the game, when the pitcher throws a "christian baby" instead of the ball, the choice being to either kill the baby and win the game or to not swing the bat and allow the baby to live.

These questions were completely absurd at the time, and posted anonymously. There were a large number, they were extremely specific, were internally inconsistent, were accusatory in tone, and had no baring on any possible real life scenario. Nobody could determine if they were very strange jokes/parodies of other "moral quandaries" or if they were presented earnestly, which added to its spread of the meme. The concept of a theist having strange ideas about ethical frameworks and atheists did exist beforehand, and absurd, impossible hypotheticals posed as "gotcha questions" to supposedly prove the immorality or hypocrisy of atheism were known. But the "christian baby" questions were so ridiculous they became famous as a meme.

So, the tag imagines one ridiculous scenario involving defenestration of a baby, and combines it with another unrelated, famous, ridiculous scenario of a thrown baby, to form a joke of referential humor.

Most people in the early twenty-first century would not be familiar with the reference, but those who would see the above post would be likely to understand it.

[i-am-bic]

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

[esmeralda-anistasia]

#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

[pjackk]

What does hate fuck mean ?

[noelle-ism]

when hate someone so much you fuck them

[pjackk]

The tulip fuck the buzzing bee that steals it sugars

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