I'm not gonna say "whip" when I use the whip.

"Ooh! Maybe you could say a catchphrase then, like uh. Like 'whip'!" (Icon by the lovely @punksandcannonballers) K ✧ 26 ✧ she/her ✧ lesbian

[3000s]

dreamt that walmart was doing some kind of sale where they partnered with a company called "freevaginaphotos.com" and when i bought something they also printed out a picture of someones vagina and gave it to me

[wizardpostsdotorg]

you may have fucked my wife. however you failed to notice me sitting in the cuck chair and giving a suspenseful 👎 when you fail to please her. you also failed to notice my wife's giant battleaxe

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[discofisting]

[baked-fish]

I hate to say "some of you don't go outside," but fucking Christ, dude

[hunbunqueen]

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

[baked-fish]

Girl, what are you talking about? Are you feeling alright?

[unyieldingsilence]

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[sailatina3]

[treecitysessions]

Going around asking random people to hit their shit is crazy actually this is the one time I’ll side with a Frenchman

[lemonsweet]

THIS SET UP?

[sheet--metal--girl]

[dykerlyhills]

[knockknockitsnickels]

[ruinedchildhood]

[tategaminu]

[aqwult]

[courierrsix]

[segamascott]

[chumbyy]

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[herpsandbirds]

Northern Trilling Frog (Neobatrachus aquilonius), family Limnodynastidae, Newhaven Wildlife Sanctuary, on Ngalia-Warlpiri/Luritja Country in the NT, Australia

photograph by T Henderson Australian Wildlife Conservancy

[amazoogle]

linkedin is the world's most popular roleplaying site & everyone on there is playing basically the same character