ULTIMATE NEW WAVE PARTY 1998

ULTIMATE NEW WAVE PARTY 1998 Emily, the Plant Queen about // links // archive now, please leave my dojo

[lostcivilization]

Feeling like it’s the last night before kindergarten. I start my first Real Job tomorrow (spoiler I’m working at GLAAD’s NYC HQ in Development. I am thrilled!)

[lostcivilization]

guess who’s applied for 40 jobs and is still unemployed

[liber-legis]

“Why Does No One Care About My Sad Dick?” - Chuck Palahniuk

[liber-legis]

“Why Do All These Mysterious and Magical Women Love My Sad Dick?” - Haruki Murakami

[liber-legis]

“My Sad Dick is Lost in This Maze Beyond Space and Time” - Mark Z. Danielewski

[0-20khz]

“My Dick is Sad After Realising I Fetishise and Mistreat Women in the Most Archetypical Way But it’s Okay Cos I Read Postcolonial Theory or Something” - Junot Diaz

[fansylla]

“My Sad Dick Watches Too Much TV” - David Foster Wallace

[lostcivilization]

What's up, my hair doesn't fit in a high ponytail any more, I started using a new face wash and feel very luminous, I don't have a job but I've read six books since graduation

[lostcivilization]

yo queer women of NYC is anyone going to the Dyke March tomorrow because I want to go but not alone

[lostcivilization]

I haven't posted in a long time because I haven't really felt the need to? I graduated college. I'm on the cusp of employment. I've read two books and finished two other half done ones. I started going to the gym. I complete conversations on OkCupid. Things are okay.

[tachicoolma]

concept: dril tweets presented in “a softer world” comic form

[ruingaraf]

you realize you are now OBLIGATED to do this

[tachicoolma]

ugh fine here

[lostcivilization]

which should be my yearbook pose?

[lostcivilization]

I have peaked eyebrow wise

[lostcivilization]

watching Lucille Clifton read

[quickweaves]

dolly parton: jolene please dont take my man 

jolene:

[lostcivilization]

Also a poem I wrote got selected to be in a national anthology of the best undergrad poetry in America

[lostcivilization]

[celebrity-pharmacist]

This is a Glee fanfiction

[lostcivilization]

@garrulouskate

[lostcivilization]

Things that happened today: went up to mic to sing my solo piece at choir concert. Proceeded to DROP MICROPHONE. Said "mic drop ha ha ha" because humor is my only coping mechanism. Someone shouts happy birthday so then my director starts playing it and everyone starts singing MORTIFYING

[lostcivilization]

it’s my birthday

[lostcivilization]

officially one day until I turn 22 can I veto this birthday? that’s Too Old