“ Okay, well, my servants h a t e when I’m out alone, first of all, and I don’t exactly want them on my tail when I do things like this. After all, the princess isn’t exactly supposed to show up at a bar without anyone escorting her. ”
-{ She set down her pouch for a moment, getting the hint her little bribe wasn’t going to be enough. She set her hands on her hips, a soft huff escaping her. She knew she wouldn’t be able to sneak into a bar unnoticed- She was small for her size, still in her excessively ‘ elegant ’ dress, and most of all, she was the princess.
“ I just wanna head into the bar but I also don’t wanna get noticed. The last thing I need is someone staring at me while I attempt to drown my boredom in alcohol so yeah I just wanna stay low key. Come on, I’ll even ask you, ‘ pretty please. ’ ”
-{ …Honestly, she wasn’t even supposed to be drinking. Sure, she was mentally way over the drinking age, but unfortunately her body this time around was just a year behind the minimum. The number one thing she hated about her life- Things are taken away as soon as she was reborn.
A bar? So she was up to no good. She didn’t look old enough by Hylian standards to get into a place like that, and if she was out and about without the knowledge of her chaperones, she was definitely breaking at least a few rules.
“You want me to be your distraction,” he said, less a question and more of a deadpan statement. It wasn’t as insulting as what he’d been imagining, but it wasn’t a very dignified task either. “And what... buy you a drink?” Even if she got in the place, she wouldn’t exactly be low key heading up to the bar looking like that. And anyway, the entire thing was ridiculous. To anyone in the palace, facilitating such behavior would no doubt be seen as him exerting some... immoral influence on their darling princess.
Their darling princess who was apparently so bored she’d turned to alcohol to solve her problems. Wasn’t that sweet?
“What happens if I’m caught helping Your Royal Highness sneak around and engage in illicit activities, hm?” He was still staring down at her, but his glare had turned into something more akin to a smirk. Her huffy stance was amusing, and as facetious as she’d been, it wasn’t every day a princess pleaded with him for a favor. “Why should I risk my neck for the sake of your boredom?” he asked, leaning down in a taunting manner.