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grayson phillips; i am a simple man from a land called moldavia and this world makes no sense to me, but i'm slowly starting to fall in love with it thanks to a wonderful girl named madeline.

[smallestmadeline-blog-blog]

Are you sure you aren’t a patient at a psychiatric hospital or something? Because I remember this episode of Charmed one time where they were in an alternate universe where they thought they were witches but they were really patients of a psychiatric hospital. And that probably isn’t a good example since they really were witches and the source of all evil put them there because they were trying to vanquish him, but the premise still stands. Are you sure you aren’t a patient? Because I can totally take you back if you are. But I can’t take you anywhere called Mudavia, or whatever it’s called.

[lostgrayson-blog]

I don’t know what you’re saying. I’m sorry. 

[smallestmadeline-blog-blog]

It’s just an expression. Like, are you kidding right now? About the witch. Because that’s a pretty wild story. It’s pretty cool, I mean maybe not for you if you were ripped away from your home, but you know. This is like some Enchanted shit. But you aren’t really singing.

[lostgrayson-blog]

No, I am not kidding. There is this witch in my village who my family owes a debt to. We couldn't pay on time, and she made good on her promise to punish me for it. 

[smallestmadeline-blog-blog]

Are you pulling my leg?

[lostgrayson-blog]

No. Why would I pull on your leg?

[smallestmadeline-blog-blog]

I’ve been a lot of places and I have a lot of places on my list to visit and I’ve never heard of Moldavia. Is that in like, Scotland or something? You’re in North America. The United States to be exact.

[lostgrayson-blog]

Scotland? I don't -- oh no. She actually did it. That witch actually sent me to a new land. 

[smallestmadeline-blog-blog]

Village guard? Where are you from?

[lostgrayson-blog]

Yes, village gaurd. I am from The North Village...this is Moldavia, isn't it?

[smallestmadeline-blog-blog]

Me too, man, me too.

Uh… You’re in the United States. Of America. San Francisco, California to be exact. Castro. You’re beside a trolley.

[lostgrayson-blog]

That's a very specific location, but I still have no idea where that is. If you could point me in the direction of your nearest village guard, I would very much like to be getting home. 

[smallestmadeline-blog-blog]

Oh. Well, Uptown Funk is a song and it’s okay for it to be in my heart. If anything, it’s pretty healthy since it’s such a good song. Keeps me moving and light hearted.

[lostgrayson-blog]

Ah, a song in your heart. I've had many a song in my heart. 

If I may ask another question, where exactly am I?

[smallestmadeline-blog-blog]

Before I look stupid for answering, are you serious?

[lostgrayson-blog]

Of course I am serious. I would not have asked if I was not. 

[smallestmadeline-blog-blog]

Uptown Funk is in my heart. 

[lostgrayson-blog]

Uh, hello. Quick question. -- what is uptown funk and is it harmful to your heart being in there?

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