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I'm Selena. I love horror movies. Aspiring makeup artist/actress. I listen to a lot of oldies music and folk music. AHS, SPN, Broadway shows, FaceOff.

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[princeturtogo]

when you “accidentally” touch your crush’s butt

[mclolnalds]

if i had a dollar for every time someone spelled my name wrong, i could pay for college, semester abroad, a new car, and a mansion in cash.

[iheart-stonefield]

[versaucie]

Gettin out of school for the summer like

[duchess-of-discord-deactivated2]

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[autumnbeatingheart]

[lostinthelabryinth]

X Men: Days Of Future Past Summary

Mystique: I do what I want!

Kitty Pride: Hurry up already!

Trask: I hate mutants.

President: I don't mind mutants till they try to kill me.

Future Xavier: Ugh my past is so sad.

Past Xavier: Ugh my future is so sad.

Hank: There's no professor here.

Logan: Pleasant thoughts, yeah-fuckin-right.

Past Magneto: I regret nothing!

Future Magneto: I regret everything!

Quick Silver: Too slow, fuckers.

[funnymushroom]

[jenniferwalters1509-blog]

Poor Wolverine :(

[allxmen-blog]

You’re a cold-hearted bitch

[georgeslays]

Prince George’s reaction to Tony Abbott trying to touch him gives me life

[lostinthelabryinth]

Summary of Romeo and Juliet

romeo: im so sad

romeo: ill never be happy

romeo: a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH

romeo: WHO DAT

romeo: SHE GOT DA BOOTY

romeo: imma dance with her

romeo: *dancin wit teh juliet*

juliet: dafuq are you

romeo: shh *kiss*

juliet: :oo

*party over*

romeo: AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE

romeo: LADY

romeo: HEY LADY

juliet: OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU

romeo: yeah its me hey wanna get married

juliet: dont you think its too soon

romeo: idk

juliet: brb

romeo: k

juliet: HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW

romeo: AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS

*next day*

rome and juli: FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:

friar: idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY

romeo: yeh

friar: ok fine ur married

rome and juli: yaaaay

*some time later*

tybalt: WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO

mercutio: excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that

tybalt: shut up mercutio *stab*

mercutio: WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*

romeo: hnnn

tybalt: ....

romeo HNNN

tybalt: ...

romeo: hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*

tybalt: oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*

prince: ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting

romeo: i sorry

prince: no ur banished

romeo: HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME

romeo: *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*

friar: no i have plan just go to mantua ok

romeo: k *leaves*

juliet: FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF

friar: NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together

juliet: ok

juliet: *goes home and drinks potion*

nurse: hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

lady capulet: wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people

nurse: k

juliet: *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*

romeo's servant: AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA

romeo's servant: JULIET'S DEAD

romeo: WHAT

romeo: WHAaaAaaaT

romeo: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING

romeo: *buys potion*

romeo: *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*

romeo: oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead

romeo: but im sure she is

romeo: *kiss juliet*

romeo: *drinks poison*

romeo: he ded

juliet: *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ

juliet: IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME

juliet: HE DED

juliet: *grabs sword and stabs herself*

oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough

friar: *comes in cell*

friar: uh oh

prince: WHAT DIS

CAPULET: WHAT DIS

LADY CAPULET: WHAT DIS

MONTAGUE: WHAT DIS

CApULET: *strokes montagues face* brother

[theabundanceofpapergirls]

Gabriel Garcia Marquez wrote these last words just before he died in Mexico City in April of 2014.

(Translated from the original in Spanish by Andrés Berger-Kiss)

If for an instant God would forget I’m a rag puppet and would give me a bit more life, I would take advantage of that time as much as...

[theabundanceofpapergirls]

Yeah, it’s a Strawberry Hills kind of week.

- A.

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[theabundanceofpapergirls]

// I played On The Right Track from Pippin because the awkward dance scene is there and iT WORKS SO WELL.

- Selena.

[theabundanceofpapergirls]

Happy Memorial Day, guys! Remember those who have fallen for us, thank those who continue to risk their lives for us. ✌

- A.