homo fructuosus

dionysia, dionysia malo equidem esse quam quod tu, torquate, ἄμουσος, ἀναφρόδιτος, ἀπροσδιόνυσος

[necrophilologist]

this is a love story

[necrophilologist]

orazio, having pure, unrestrained fun:

[necrophilologist]

Wet Beast Wfriday

[rosewitchhh-deactivated20211123]

DISCUSS

[realpersonfacts]

month 1 of liking an rpf ship: has anyone noticed that these two guys are kind of weird about each other

month 6 of liking an rpf ship: so if they could both get pregnant would either of them keep the baby and why

[necrophilologist]

last night the Beast CHASED ori unprovoked and ori’s understandably terrified of him now… let’s say it’s not going great on this front

[necrophilologist]

also i made the mistake of throwing a ball in the off-leash dog area

[necrophilologist]

aftermath of his very first time at the park

[strawberrykidneystone]

forgot how BAD dating apps are jesus christ i need to find my soulmate here on tumblr.com

[necrophilologist]

it’s just me and this fuckass bear again

[halondrus]

[cosmonautroger]

Paul Jasmin , Josie and Paula, 1991

[necrophilologist]

everyone can plagiarize my posts but only one gets to be cockblocked by my oversized bastard cat

[en-theos]

i also have a completely separate collection of nonspecific instagram/twitter versions many of which are not even screenshots but straight up plagiarisms

[necrophilologist]

ori’s tag finally arrived yayyyy

[necrophilologist]

the moment the Beast understood that ori is afraid of him he started behaving like his usual bully self. today he finally approached him only to swat him entirely unprovoked

[necrophilologist]

sex is much like book 8 of the epistulae ad familiares. on account of panthers being there