aspen

they/them | hufflepuff | enfp | chaotic good

[mutedcolours]

Leland are you kidding me

[dogshitvevo]

[markiplier]

Starting a Cult

Reblog to join.

We’ve got snacks.

[lostinthesoft-blog]

please not again

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES

[thebootydiaries]

Stop Sign: Strict

Speed Limit Sign: Cautious

One Way Sign: Stubborn

Yield Sign: Shy

Keep Out Sign: Secretive

[udon-doll]

Welcome to Ireland!

Where we accidentally legalised E.

[shrimp-gender]

[jameshurleys]

[choosing-a-url-is-hard]

[markiplier]

big

HEH

energy

[lostinthesoft-blog]

why are you like this

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[gearboxtheory]

Lefties can’t meme, so instead they just forcibly redistribute the memes of others.

[diesetdown]

Lefties can’t poopoo doopie doop wee wee

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

The funny thing is I made this meme so I didn’t take it from anyone

[supernovagal-deactivated2013050]

no I will not make the first move I will not move at all carry me

[ulibeanzz]

guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children

[ulibeanzz]

everyone in the notes asserting that children can be ugly, i know u think you’re being cute but you’re really not. like what the fuck is wrong with you? it’s nothing short of heinous to assign (often sexualized, always bigoted) standards of beauty to fucking kids, especially young girls, who should be focused on literally growing up. i’m not laughing

Also hot take but teenagers aren’t supposed to be “beautiful”. That’s when you’re developing and getting acne and your voice is cracking and shit. The fact that we think teenagers are supposed to be pretty is a product of pedophilia and toxic instagram/makeup culture. You’re supposed to look kinda like an awkward second-evolution-stage pokemon at that point, and we never should have put so much pressure on teenagers.

[aquilacalvitium]

[senseitive]

too busy watering my own grass to check if yours is greener

[5starglitch]

real shit

[finalfantasie-remade-deactivate]

while you studied the blade

I studied the blade too we were classmates

[iamfuckingtrash]

hey bro is there any blade homework due tomorrow

[twinsetspammer]

Bro, you didn’t know? The head of the man who killed your father is due tomorrow by noon.

[rashemibabe]

u think the teacher will accept late work or

[zumester]

aw man I’m gonna fail my revenge arc

[chromat1cs-deactivated20200228]

Hey @everythingfox I made some Very Important Adjustments to your happy duck video, lmk if it passes muster <3

(Audio on!!)

[everythingfox]

I love this remix

[saoirseuwu]

this is perfection

[enrique262]

Russian soldiers witness the awakening of an elder god.

[knightrepentant]

Why does this stuff always happen in Russia? What are they doing?

[enrique262]

Reality decided that’s the only place where it can cut lose, considering they don’t seem to give a fuck about anything. 

[lisasimpsonwannabe]

“According to some of the YouTube comments, the fire was caused by burning zinc, and the screaming came from the underground pipes that had somewhat of a ‘flute’ effect when the air passed through the tubes.“ 

cool

http://en.zockme.com/screaming-fire-eerily-burns-out-of-the-ground-in-russia/

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

me: okay that’s a fire what’s so weird about it *unmutes* ………..okay…….

[zinf-deactivated20190430]

giving advice to friends like

[february-deactivated20160722]

casually going about your day when you realize you had homework

[eightmonkeys-deactivated2022090]

eats a grape and a slice of cheese simultaneously: ratatouille

[jawbone-the-tenth]

Hey, if we’re mutuals don’t forget that:

You can ask for my Skype

You can ask for my Steam

You can ask for my Discord

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

 You can kill me in one hit