hoo boy i love me some noggy nogs.

ace attorney and memes. i still dont know the blade homework bro. Header and profile pic by dat-cravat

[upturnedcairn]

completely unprompted.

[faoileog]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love how Indeed is like

tailored for you! here’s your shortlist of job opportunities that perfectly match your preferences and abilities as an artist with clerical career skills:

-booger farmer (45 miles away)

-astronaut (5 minutes away)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

and neither of them are actually hiring

[cheaphalloweencostume]

like

[djbodyhorror]

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle

[seven-winged-liar]

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

[rickybabyboy]

Ricky what are your opinions on me annoying my dog every so often

its literally fine you're supposed to annoy dogs not cats though

[deervsheadlights]

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

[dear-julien]

Australian gays be like "lemmy gaur chick groinda!"

[transmechanicus]

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[vinceaddams]

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

[nanapup]

Wild horses running free summer

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[vanglaggle]

i think if you've ever called someone a theyfab it's already too late for you

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 1 day 17 hours

[scoutsmoocrew]

What if a lactating person is locked in a room with a dog indefinitely? Should they let the dog starve?

Who are you people?!

[64mpg]

if i do something wrong they kill me

[64mpg]