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anonyymoose

time loop…. save me time loop

#yeah thats what you said last time too

shetheyslain

Pussy with mahogany wood panelling >>>>

#Honestly that would be pretty nice.

anonyymoose

went to the beach ten minutes after an actual thunderstorm and got so cold i started coming up with a “fish” cover of creep by Radiohead which I was singing out loud over and over again. imagine me waist deep in the waves no feeling in my legs getting over a cold voice singing “i wish i was urchin. you’re so fucking urchin”

joshlovesyou

salmonballer

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

#LMAO

senatortedcruz

Risencrantz and Grindenstern

jame7t

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

crazysodomite

Come shop at wawa

#i love wawa so much.#however once they gave me a mango smoothie without the mango #just tasted like cold.

kosmogrl

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

rupurteblr

i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”

might update with more images at some point

the-uncanny-dag

Some of the ones I've accumulated

imsobadatnicknames2

Does anyone else get pissed off when you wake up just as you were making significant progress in some bullshit task you had to do in a dream? Like great now I did all that shit for nothing

#literally. i almost saved everybody from this fuckass saw trap.#i went back to sleep and continued that one #And people wanted to put the jigsawer in it afterwards which like #Personally. I feel like as the guy who solved all the problems i should have the final say in that one.#And also as the really cool guy who is mainly immune to damage and can float a little bit and who is in partial control over this dream

trapcard

They're not lesbians!!

idk what this is referring to but yes they are

#the only decent reason to be saying this #is to straight women calling their friends their girlfriends #No they arent. Dont say that.#these tags are about my mom hashtag mymom

not100bees

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

#having oiter right now #But i did enjoy a bit of appy juice earlier