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Like I’ve been laying the groundwork for years that I’m the case of my death I should not be embalmed and buried. Donate what you can and then burn the rest. Hold onto my ashes for as long as you need to come to terms with my loss but then scatter them into the ocean.

But secretly I also think it’d be neat to just do a whale fall.

#surely the amount of microplastics in me wouldn’t do anything to hurt the ocean #and I imagine at least one shark could benefit from the buildup of lexapro

Thinking deeply about whale falls this am.

#I know they can’t just throw my body in the ocean to feed the pelagic deep when I die but I just think it would be nice

lostthehat

Test administration for state testing is mind numbingly boring but you can make it more interesting by preplanning what you’re going to think about obsessively during those hours for the week.

lostthehat

This is my confession that since rereading Project Hail Mary and reading Artemis for the first time the idea of a crossover has been bouncing around in my mind and maybe no one else wants this but I do. I do.

Test administration for state testing is mind numbingly boring but you can make it more interesting by preplanning what you’re going to think about obsessively during those hours for the week.

gayvampyr

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

#also like you know how I spend so much time contemplating The Horrors and feeling The Anxiety? it’s fun to control it

Green is such a good color. The best color. I love it. I got told by a coworker that I look like my favorite color would be green. I have zero understanding of what that means but I’ll own it. Hell yeah.

ryan-sometimes

It’s so sad that students are now relying so heavily on AI for writing essays because they’re missing out on the best part of writing an essay which is when you’re a few paragraphs in and you just reach that flow state where your thought process becomes one with the essay and you’re slamming the keys so hard that you’re on the verge of destroying your laptop. I used to get high off of that shit

#such a good moment

Got told that I’m one of the highest rated teachers at my school and that’s just wild to me and keeps bouncing around in my head like what do me mean that I’m one of the best we got?

There’s a mixture of self depreciation and imposter syndrome fighting to figure out which part of me is going to win.

#I hope it’s the part of me that responds well to lexapro

thememedaddy

#honestly I just liked eating the crunchy bit too #maybe it’s a good thing that I ended up realizing I’m allergic

reyskitchensink

"Grace is ok question?"

#project hail mary

I want to support local bookstores but all the closest ones to me are romance themed and like, love that for everyone but like that’s not what I’m looking for in a book, you know? Like, where’s all the “weird little topics” bookstores at.

#I need a resurgence of just weird lil guys in books #*guys in a gender neutral sense of just give me weird little people being pals

My coworker: you joke a lot about scurvy

Me: haha, yeah

Also me: has been 100% serious this entire year about how important I think it is that I avoid scurvy

#me eating my daily orange at lunch vs me forgetting to go shopping and telling them how I have time until the scurvy sets in

Friend I am happy to see you being alive

I am so happy to see you being alive too ❤️

John Darnielle just walked by me and said excuse me and I stayed so cool for how much I was internally shocked into silence.

“I am coming home to you with my own blood in my mouth” like damn you want me to be normal about this line?

There are so many good Mountain Goats albums that sometime I forget how good Heretic Pride is. Like. What an album. So good I wish I could chew on the songs.

#just wanna sit and gnaw on them today