Incorrect Lord of the Rings quotes from BBC Cabin Pressure @lotrcp - Tumblr Blog

Three is Company

Frodo: Okay, Team Useless, we're late.

Pippin: But that's because you were -

Frodo: Shut up and listen.

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Stay OFF my computer and my Microsoft word and get your ideas elsewhere. And your game is done.

You didn't say Simon says!!

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Saruman: Please tell me you're not still playing Simon Says.

Gandalf: I'm afraid I can't do that...for two reasons.

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Bilbo: [sings about Eärendil]

Elves: Well, Bilbo, that was...erm...that was...that was just, I mean, wasn't it, Lindir?

Lindir: Certainly was, and more! All your own work?

Bilbo: Well, the Dúnadan helped a bit with the writing of it.

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Pippin: Apparently, the perfect Guard of the Citadel is calm, resourceful, and decisive.

Gandalf: Well, I can see now why they picked you.

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Faramir: I only ask because, of course, you were a Captain for a while, and I just wondered if...I mean, this is a bit difficult, but...could you give me some advice?

Boromir: Well, the main thing is, you've got to stop asking for advice.

Faramir: Great. Thanks.

Boromir: That's okay. You can start as soon as I've given you mine.

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Frodo: But did you and Rosie get on?

Sam: Yes, we did. She was nice. It was a nice day. It was...nice to be with her. She was...very nice.

Frodo: Ah, love. It brings out the poet in us all.

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Gríma: Hello, my lord. Just had a thought.

Saruman: Oh good! A Man with a thought! How the gods smile upon me.

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Gandalf: Ah, gentlemen.

Merry: Oh dear.

Gandalf: What?

Pippin: It's always trouble when we're gentlemen. I prefer it when we're imbeciles.

Merry: Or dolts.

Pippin: Dolts is good, yes.

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Sam Gamgee: Well, goodbye then. I feel someone should, um... say a few words. Gandalf the Gray. Born in the First Age in... Valinor, probably? Died 3018 in Moria... definitely. I didn't know you for very long, Mr. Gandalf, but I'll always remember you as... as a shouty man. You loved to shout, shout and smoke – those were your twin passions. And so, in a way, I suppose you died doing what you loved: shouting and smoking, and covered in ash. I don't know if you liked that. You probably didn't. Still! Goodbye! Rest in peace!