This is my emotional support dilf, ma'am

LC or Carver, either's fine, he/him, been casting penis cock explosion on your dad since your parents divorced and I don't mean the spell

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[splodey-goat]

[scp-threats-is-back]

[usernameichoseonawhim]

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

[scp-threats-is-back]

[slaughterednsfw-wav]

Spiders jpg

[fawkesheart12]

Woah dude

[bludraws094]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[malicious-screaming-sentinel]

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[joy-crimes]

i may be drowning in executive dysfunction but at least i can draw weird shit and not post it

[patientno7]

i'm 5 years late to the joke & that's OK

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[hotvampireadjacent]

[not-multiy]

[thoughtorigami]

[sanguine-raven]

well, y'know what they say

[sd-d0-l1y]

<nodding> awabawababa

[sanguine-raven]

that's right

[patheticperipatetic]

No, I don't think that's the one I'm--

[byjove]

I see a lot of ‘cis’ women say they wish they were androgynous in the way men were or they wish they were pretty in the way men were. This is your sign to go try to do that. You may find you enjoy being an androgynous woman. You may find you no longer identify as a woman. You may find you don’t like androgyny. You will not know until you try. Cut your hair if you’ve always wanted to but have been afraid to. Shop in the men’s section if you’ve been too nervous to. Wear clothing with an androgynous  silhouette. Experiment with binding, take baby steps with compression bras if you want. Wear unisex scents. Live life. Try things you want to try. A lot of cis women do not understand the joys of mens pants and mens deodorant. I think everyone should try both of those things.

[pringlesaremydivision]

(via @monimolimnion)

[into-the-weeds]

[screenshot of tags which read: 

#much more comfortable being a woman when I realised it literally doesn’t have to mean anything  #unlock cis+ it’s good for you]

[ksfoxwald]

Trans people don't own gender. We stole it the way Prometheus stole fire, so it would be available to everyone.

[jonnasse]

💥💥

[getanshi]

wears a big t-shirt that says I ♥️ WHEN CHARACTERS ARE NASTY AND FLAWED AND ANNOYING AND HURT EACH OTHER AND THEMSELVES

[roaminromans]

[oidial]

bappy saturday!

shes full of love and yummy treats oho!

thank you @erines for being the barista in this!! (and credit to @bigtasty for her design! SMILE)

her tail covered up all my awesome treats!!! ARGH!!

BYE

[oidial]

cat and sometimes dog tv!!!

[dogpuppy]

[thereignclub-trc]

If you have no other option, you will succeed.

[thereignclub-trc]

"I'll figure it out" is a powerful statement. Yes, you may not know what to do next or where to even begin... but you are ready and willing to do what it takes. You will in fact figure it out.