LotusCrisps

20+ y/o || Currently only posting Dottore and Pantalone || Minors DNI

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Can I still be a loser chud for Dottore 50 years down the line when I'm married

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I FUCKINGGGNNNHH HATE DOTTORE'S HAIR OOOOH MY GOD

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I have such a good quote that I can use as a Dottore drawing reference but I'm so friggin tired man I wish I had more time and energy

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My internship coordinator just bought a chatgpt subscription and told me to use it 'as much as possible'.

...does this mean he doesn't trust my skills? Or???

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I GOT AN INTERNSHIP YAYAYAYAY But I have to work alongside taking my usual classes in uni 💔💔💔

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BIKES ARE THE BEST THING ON EARTH.

I will never understand people who willingly choose anything else other than cycling for commuting.

Biking is fast, you have 100% control on your pace, you don't get tired easily, and you can have a side bag/ basket to hold your backpack so you don't look like a macaroni.

I am by no means an athletic person. I am anemic. I have never went to the gym. Going out of my room has never been an option of leisure. BUT BIKING IS SO EASY AND CONVENIENT GUYS TRUST MEEEEE WALLAHI I SWEAR !!!! Even on an incline I don't feel the strain on my muscles, even my first time biking (which was at 18 years old).

And honking on pedestrians. God I'm creaming.

Walking is way too slow and tiring for me (plus carrying a backpack hurts), busses are inconsistent, trains are cancer expensive, and cars comes with way too many micro transactions.

Bikes have no carbon footprint. It's healthy. Humans on bikes are factually the most energy-efficient creatures in the animal kingdom.

Cities should invest in bike infrastructure. I'm in heaven where I am at. I am in biking heaven and I am its god.

I have developed an intimate relationship between me and my bike. And I will keep my rusty lock like how a mother keeps the placenta.

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Getting taught by a senile man is an experience for sure...

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Said senile professor is teaching solely based on Instagram reels btw

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Getting taught by a senile man is an experience for sure...

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Dottore grunts until you tongue his hole and suddenly he's a whiner

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Soon You Will Be Divine

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Shameless reblog because I'm very proud of this piece.

Also I posted a version without a watermark to see if it would get more engagement and I'm happy that it did not :)

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I'm in a weird position between 'I do things that I enjoy' and 'I do things that other people enjoy' and maybe that's why I'm not particularly the best at anything

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Are the Irminsul lines on Dottore arms protruding and if so can I lick a stripe from tip to shoulder hit post

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I hope hoyo will explain why Dottore's parents named him 'Zandik' from birth because I cannot see any reason for them to put such a label on a baby, let alone their own.

Maybe it was on an 'unlucky' day, or maybe the pregnancy came with complications, or maybe their village experienced bad omens, and they just blamed it on baby Zandik being conceived.

I wish there were more justification!!!! I want to see cultural aspects, how the events aligned that lead to an enigma being born.

Oh Dottore you keep me on my toes daddy

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God that fuckass ai chatbot that's being plastered all over Tumblr is actually fucked that shit is absurdly malicious.

Yeah chatbots suck off rip, rping with a Gojo bot is bad and if you wanna rp you go and engage with people with common interests and yes it's scary but connecting with people is scary in general and at the very least you have a shared interest with this person. That's why you're role-playing with them in the first place.

But god I am especially disgusted by how shameless this one especially is. The fact that it outright advertises and encourages its targeted demographic (people in fandom especially teens) to fucking recreate their mutuals in that godawful app WHO ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE IS ACTUALLY VILE

"Who needs friends when you can just talk to a bot who oh so obviously knows you better than anybody in real ever could?"

"Have an oc but nobody wants to listen to you talk about them? WHY NOT JUST TALK TO THEM YOURSELF MAKE YOUR OC YOUR NEW FRIEND :3"

"Why wait for your mutual who is being selfish by not letting you talk to them when you're up at 3am and they're clearly sleeping? JUST RECREATE THEM IN OUR APP. MAKE THE PERFECT OBEDIENT MUTUAL TODAY!"

It's so blatantly targeting those of us who do feel insecure about these things, those of us who are afraid to talk publicly about our interests and are terrified of so much as even mentioning we have ocs. It's blatantly targetting those of us who always second guess whether or not to reach out to mutuals we find cool or are intimidated by, it's preying on people's insecurities and further enforcing that shit by making these bots seem more appealing than actual human connections with all of it's necessary faults. It wants those of us who already feel lonely to be even lonelier so that they can get addicted to their app of which they proudly advertise under a cutesy #relatable aesthetic alongside uncredited stolen art of some random ass trending character.

It is so unbelievably obvious and shameless for what it's trying to do by advertising these faux connections just so it can steal people's data and buy some more ram and fuck up our environment. I hope the ai bubble pops yesterday and that this group goes up in flames.

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Ever since people noticed how THAT one AI company has been smothering hot AI shit all over everyone's pages and brought the issue to light, my ads have been going back to normal (as in back to brainrot games but at least it's not stunting people's social capabilities). Still weird how the ads can just 'switch' like that sometimes

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Just read the local news that stated that the city is running out of fresh water and that everyone should be more mindful of their water consumption. "Take 5 minutes less in the shower. Wash your dishes sparingly. Do not use the washing machine as often." Maybe if you hadn't let the mega-giga evil corporation build an AI data center in everyone's backyard, we would still have water for our comfort and convenience.

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What do you guys think Dottore is doing rn?

Senile mf is probably sulking in his room with a plate of digestive cookies while contemplating decommissioning all of his younger segments

Or sweet old man pouting to his nurse and reminiscing about his past capabilities and how the hands of time stripped him into a shell of his former self

AUGHHH DOTTORE I MISS YOU COME BACK

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Soon You Will Be Divine