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THE CHAOTIC SHIP MEME. 

send in “SHIP!” and I’ll tell you...

Who is more likely to do some shady stuff for the other? 

Which one playfully calls the other a bitch and which one sarcastically calls the other an asshole?

Which one is more likely to purposefully act in a way that will make their partner jealous? 

Who is more petty / passive aggressive when they’re upset?

Which one is most likely to get into a fight on the other’s behalf

Which one is the most likely to bail the other out of jail? 

Who is more likely to initiate mischief of any kind? And does the other stand back and watch or try to stop them? 

Which one purposefully annoys the other one to see how long it takes for them to snap? 

Which ones gets protective because ‘only I’m allowed to bully you!’ 

Who is the one to apologize first when things are pushed too far

Who one ups the other when they proclaim their love? (”no I love you more” “No I love you more.”) 

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the fact anger is a secondary emotion, that is source is grief;                   how tragic and p o e t i c

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In honor of Munday, here is your chance to ask the mun anything you’ve been wondering!! 

Come in the ask box on anon or not, ask about our lives, our writing, our pets or children or significant others! our habits or anything else you can think of!

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I'm so over this   o v e r r a t e d                                                    Blood war

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Break up I'm a lost boy take it or leave it      I'm not what my mother wanted  Heels tied down and I'm not   g o i n g 

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I let em       break me I let em come into my home and let it         shake me I let it burn the fear of love and let it              hate me

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Singing I'm not coming                                         Home now Without my soul                                         Alone now Inside this hell                                         I know now What they've been saying                           Please don't stop me I'm           not           coming           home

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I need a   l e s s o n  They got a problem with the          way I have a    m e s s a g e I wanna learn to feel the pain                         I made a mess here

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Watch me as I break down in the                  safe house that I built myself

I'm                  a               letdown

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Some day gonna get me out of my head         Sorry I don't have another                       mind set

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     Isn't it lovely, all alone? Heart made of glass                      my mind of stone Tear me to pieces skin to bone

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Oh, I hope some day I'll make it                                                     out of here Even if it takes all night or a                                                  hundred years

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send “regress” for my muse to suddenly revert back to a child in both mind and body. 

send “regress body” for my muse to still have their memories but be in the body of a child send “regress reverse” for your muse (sender) to revert to a child state. 

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charlie’s angels sentence starters pt. 1

feel free to change pronouns as necessary 

“ I think women can do anything. ”  “ A girl like me? I mean I want all my options available. “  “ I chose to make you notice me. “  “ That is God’s gift to you. “  “ I’m just so good at so many things... “  “ If you’re beautiful ... nothing else is expected of you. And if you’re not? Well then you’re rendered invisible.”  “ Yeah, that’s it. “ “ I’m just the decoy, Stud! “  “ Oh baby baby. You swiped right! I’m your girlfriend now! “  “ That was thee most embarrassing date I’ve ever been on. “  “ I have fun in my own ways. “ “ We have to be first. “ “ Well technically I haven’t said anything. “  “ You’re much too smart to keep pushing this forward, aren’t you? “  “ You really thought I was going to let you sneak away quietly? “  “ I wouldn’t be here without you. “  “ You keep them safe. “  “ Its the day drinking. That’s what I like the most. “  “ I am holding my future in my hands. “  “ Are you sure you want to take this risk? “  “ Stop it you’re so cute. I gotta get a dog. “  “ He was my friend too. “  “ Lets get you cleaned up. C’mon. “  “ I’m gonna kill ‘em. “  “ I know about a lot of things. “  “ You think yellow is one of your colors when it is, in fact, nobody’s color. “  “ You know, THAT is what you can do when you pay attention in school. “  “ Hey, don’t worry. They’ll wake up. “  “ No puking. “  “ I need you to exhibit some attention seeking behavior. “  “ You put your mouth on it... “  “ Hey ... hey is that you flirting? “  “ Can you unzip me? “  “ You think I’m going to listen to a thing you have to say? “  “ You have a beautiful energy. “  “ A man can love you, and still want you dead. “  “ I have a cheese sized hole in my soul to fill. “  “ I pretty much grew up on the corner of powerless and ashamed. “  “ Yeah I wouldn’t take that on. “ 

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HALLOWMEME

send one in for a Halloween starter! 

“ What are you going to be for Halloween? “ 

“ Suggesting going into a graveyard in the middle of the night is exactly how countless horror movies start. “

“ I am not going to remake no ‘children of the corn’ shit with you. Go into that corn maze on your own. “

“ Look at how big that pumpkin is! “ 

“ Lets go on a hay ride! “ 

“ Do we really have to dress up in matching outfits? “ 

“ Yes we have to dress up in matching outfits! “ 

“ Dunking for apples is a basic part of the Halloween party experience. You gotta do it. “ 

“ Run like Jason is chasing you!!! “ 

“ What do you mean I’m too old for trick - or - treating? “ 

“ Stop eating all the candy! “ 

“ Don’t go to that house, they give out raisins. “ 

“ Who gives out dental floss on Halloween? “ 

“ I’m freezing my balls off out here! “ 

“ I don’t know why they think this particular job needs to have a sexy version … “ 

“ Damn I make this costume look good! “ 

“ … That’s some pretty realistic makeup … are you sure you’re not hurt? “ 

“ Let’s stay in and watch scary movies instead “ 

“ I remember the haunted house being a lot more scary than this. “ 

“ I don’t really like scary things … can we just do the fun cute things for Halloween instead? “ 

“ Oh god there’s another clown… “ 

“ We should go trick - or - treating in Colorado … I bet they hand out weed! “ 

“ Put that Ouija Board down right now or so help me! “ 

“ Trying to talk to spirits is about the last thing on my list of fun things to do tonight. “

“ If you wake up haunted its not my fault. “ 

“ That’s not funny! You scared me half to death! “ 

“  The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you’re not will lead to a sweet reward. “

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    I don’t scratch my head unless it itches   & I don’t dance unless I hear some music. 

              I will not be intimidated.                That’s just the way it is.

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Y’all want a strong willed woman until you realize what that really means. I won’t change myself to fit your narrative.