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Lou here. 26. Singer/Songwriter for The Velvet Underground. Maybe you've heard of me. I don't really care. (RP)

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The Mamas & The Papas - California Dreamin’.

[moetuckr]

why was edie unconscious in a suitcase what the hell have you done lou

[lou-ebooks]

im uh

she didnt exactly go willingly

but it's ok she cant press charges because i have her nudie shots

[moetuckr]

wait

what

[lou-ebooks]

//clears throat

uhm what

[moetuckr]

whatever

i didn’t come here to clean out your weird cat filled vent

[lou-ebooks]

well what did you come here for anyways

[moetuckr]

idk i wanted to make sure you got back alright

[lou-ebooks]

well yeah i'm fine

I don't know if edie is though considering she was unconscious in a suitcase for a majority of the flight

[moetuckr]

whatever

i didn’t come here to clean out your weird cat filled vent

[lou-ebooks]

well what did you come here for anyways

[lou-ebooks]

so yesterday i looked in the air vent because something smelled bad and there was a dead cat in there can you go and get it THANKS

[moetuckr]

what the FUCK

why would there be  a dead cat in your vent what have you been doing in this house

[lou-ebooks]

I didn't say it was my cat it was here when i moved in

actually I don't really remember

[lou-ebooks]

uh 

can you help me with something

[moetuckr]

what

[lou-ebooks]

so yesterday i looked in the air vent because something smelled bad and there was a dead cat in there can you go and get it THANKS

[lou-ebooks]

oh

//opens the door wider

welcome to my crib

[moetuckr]

//comes inside

wow incredible amazing

[lou-ebooks]

uh 

can you help me with something

[moetuckr]

no it’s me, moe

[lou-ebooks]

oh

//opens the door wider

welcome to my crib

[moetuckr]

//knocks on lou’s door

open up b*tch

[lou-ebooks]

//opens the door a crack

is this the police because that cocaine wasnt mine

[the60sbazaar]

Actress and pin up model Pamela Tiffin at the pool

[lou-ebooks]

dont make me knock you unconscious and bring you on the plane in a suitcase because i will

[superstaredie]

you would never and you know it

[lou-ebooks]

//conks edie over the head with a vase and shoves her in a suitcase

dont tell me what to do

[superstaredie]

NO!

[lou-ebooks]

well FINE I guess we’ll stay in new york forever

it’ll be great living in cardboard boxes in about a week

[superstaredie]

Don’t worry. They’ll be big boxes.

[lou-ebooks]

dont make me knock you unconscious and bring you on the plane in a suitcase because i will

[superstaredie]

NO!

[lou-ebooks]

well FINE I guess we'll stay in new york forever

it'll be great living in cardboard boxes in about a week

[lou-ebooks]

if you ‘accidentally’ got pushed in front of a bus

you could stay in the hospital with andy

[superstaredie]

//throws another lamp at him

you’re an ass

[lou-ebooks]

what about accidentally falling off a bridge

[lullaby-of-a-deadman-deactivate]

[superstaredie]

YOU CANT LEAVE ME HERE

SOMEONE WILL KIDNAP ME OR SOMETHING

[lou-ebooks]

WAIT

//the world pauses

i have an idea

[superstaredie]

oh boy

[lou-ebooks]

if you 'accidentally' got pushed in front of a bus

you could stay in the hospital with andy