Larry&Ziam.is.real

Anything that I like, relate, find funny, or interested in, is going here. Larry and Ziam Shipper. Niall girl since beginning. ot5 and ot5 solo Stan. I'm weird and awkward but I'm here 24/7

[lazyemrys]

Arthur: you are not allowed to fall in love with me.

Merlin: won’t be a problem.

Merlin, one week later: T H E R E ’ S A P R O B L E M

[lunar-resonance]

things I’ve said that my students have found funny:

You’re not allowed to die in this classroom

If you yeet any of the lab equipment across the room, you will be yeeted to the principal’s office

[on how old I am]: I lost count after a few thousand years

whenever they do an online lab: this is better than fortnite isn’t it

[to a student, upon realizing they completed their practice problems all wrong]: that’s a rip in the chat

If it wasn’t for strong force holding your atoms together your matter would disintegrate away like when Thanos snapped his fingers

In the event that the sun does blow up, the good thing is light takes seven minutes to travel from the sun so you wouldn’t see the explosion coming to incinerate you

[to two students who love to get under each other’s skin]: this is your lane (I traced a circle around their desk) and that is yours (as I traced a circle around their desk) stay in them

You’d probably turn into spaghetti if you went into a black hole but it wouldn’t be the edible kind

[when checking in on groups] is everything gucci

[a student asks me if I could look something up on my computer when I’m taking attendance]: I don’t know what the internet is

[chuckling-chemist]

Tag yourself I’m ‘is everything gucci’

[sunbunreblogs-deactivated202307]

‘If you yeet any of the lab equipment you’ll be yeeted to the principals office.’

[lilbabyrose420]

‘I don’t know what the internet is.’

[bonzai-bunny]

i want to see the avengers play cards against humanity and i want to see them all slowly realizing that steve has the most fucked up sense of humor out of all of them

[marvel-lous-things]

Tony: Steve. Steve it’s been 2 hours. Steve please stop laughing.

Steve:

Tony, crying: Steve please what the Fuck does your card say

Steve’s cards:

[marvel-lous-things]

Tony, going into cardiac arrest: STEVE WHAT T HE F UCK D O YOUR CARDS SAY STEVE P L EA SE

Steve:

[marvel-lous-things]

did the erectile dysfunction joke hit too close to home

[marvel-lous-things]

yall remember when iron man cut Spiderman’s arm off with a light saber and went all “I am your father” on his ass haha wild shit man wild shit

[scarletteking]

Tiny Remus: DECEIT, I TAUGHT VIRGIL A NEW WORD.

Deceit: Aw, that’s great hon-

Tiny Virgil: Bitch

Deceit: *offended snake mom noises*

[maddox-rider]

“shUT YOur MOUTh or ELSe I’ll tear YOUr niPPLes anD SHOve THem up YOur noSE”

[cnv99]

I had this stupid Idea combining 2 memes:

This

and this

Sorry, @thatsthat24

[sugargaysides]

Virgil "Lust" Montgomery

Hey there, demons. It's him, ya boi.

Virgil is the group's tallest member and one of their vocalists. His height intimidates others but he's a real softie.

Virgil was Dee's very first best friend and he still is. They're eachother's partner in crime. Back in highschool, these two loners decided to hang out together and students started to fear their mysterious schoolmates. Maybe it was because of the fact that they wore leather jackets, piercings and even smoked behind the school (it was all just a phase, don't worry, they grew out of it).

Virgil's parents have always praised his deep voice that was so full of soul, Dee found inspiration in him. So they decided to pursue a music career together. It didn't take long before the others showed up and forced themselves into their group. Not as if either of them minded.

When Roman came out he promised Virgil to keep their relationship a secret, respecting his broody boyfriend's wishes. They've been a couple since junior year and are still going strong (secretly).

Besides singing, Virgil also learned several instruments during his free time, such as the guitar, piano, drums and even clarinet (for some reason).

[eatfruittt]

roman: why am i so tired? i went on a glorious adventure and got plenty of exercise. i ate a wonderful feast with my loved ones. i TOOK all of the multivitamins patton had me take. what is wrong with me?

virgil: have you tried… sleep?

roman:

roman: … aw FUCK

[untitled26943]

Different idea. Prinxiety and the Glasses Gays. AT THE SAME TIME!!! I have no clue if double dipping is allowed. But if it is I may or may not have made your life harder. (If it is I shall give you a prompt because I'll feel like a Heather Chandler all day: They're arguing over whose relationship is cuter.)

[As previously stated, you have no idea what I'm capable of. I hope you don't mind if I stray from the prompt..]

Logan, Patton, Roman, and Virgil are sitting at a booth in the local diner with their food.

Virgil, next to the window, holding Roman's hand: ...

Virgil: *steals one of Ro's fries and eats it*

Roman: Hey!

Patton: Now, now kiddos, let's not fight. We're here to have a good time.

Virgil: Ha ha!

Roman: But he stole my fries!

Virgil: Just one.

Roman and Virgil start arguing.

Patton, to Logan: *leans his head on Lo's shoulder* Dearest, can you try to calm them?

Logan: Why would they listen to me?

Patton: They will, I'm sure.

Logan, sighing: If you insist.

Logan: Roman, Virgil. Stop fighting.

Virgil, hushing Roman: Lo's angry.

Roman: *goes quiet*

Logan: Patton, what just happened?

Patton: Hmm.. Ask them. *hugs Lo's arm*

Virgil, putting a fry in Ro's mouth: It's because you're like.. our mom. I'm your kid, Pat's the dad, and Ro's invited into our family tree thing 'cause he's my boyfriend.

Patton: Mhm! *drinks some of his mango smoothie*

Logan: How does- Since when am I-? Why?

Patton: *kisses his cheek* Don't think about it too much, Lo.

Logan, softly smiling: Alright.

Roman: ...

Roman: *steals a handful of Virgil's fries*

Virgil: Princey!

Patton: Kids!

[moxiety-my-love]

Roman: And now for a Gay Update with Virgil Sanders.

Virgil: Getting gayer.

Roman: Thank you, Virgil.

[sleepless-in-starbucks]

Unflusterable

Warnings: Food mention, some swearing, Deceit and Remus are mentioned but super briefly, gay, a lot  of gay, like this fic is just gay Roman waiting to be really really soft with Virgil Pairing: Prinxiety (duh)

    Roman doesn’t get flustered.

    He’s a prince, after all! The romantic side of Thomas, dashing and bold and witty! He was the one who flustered all who even looked at him!

    So Roman was definitely, utterly, completely, not even a tiny bit flustered by the mere existence of Virgil.

Keep reading

[kys0g0i]

Me: Alright you just released a Prinxiety story, the next one should be about a different ship

Also Me: Okay but have you considered: Writing more Prinxiety

[the-yerkes-dodson-curve]

OH MY GOSH THE VALENTINE’S VIDEO HAS ONE OF THE BEST LAMP MOMENTS IN IT I’M DYING

“And as for self-love, you guys, the different aspects of my personality, I suggest you all say ‘I love you’ to each other.”

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’M WATCHING THIS AFTER FINDING OUT I SHIP LAMP SO MUCH AND I’M DEAD

I LoVe YoU aLL sO mUcH

WHAT A SOFT BEAN

I lo-O-ove youuu…

AAA LOGAN TRIES SO HARD IT’S SO ADORABLE HE LOVES THEM ALL SO MUCH

I loOOOve you…I don’t…

HE TRIES SO HARD TO EXPRESS HIS LOVE

yOu mAkE mY LiFe cOmPLeTe

HE’S SO ADORABLE I CAN’T

Your existence is inconsequential-I mean unimportant-I mean gOoD.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE JUST TRIES SO HARD IT’S JUST SO ADORABLE

What can I say, you’re all so handsome!

LOOK AT ROMAN FLIRTING WITH HIS BOYFRIENDS HE’S SO LOVING AND ROMANTIC

LOGAN GETS ALL HAPPY AND BLUSHY 

Aw, you think I’m hot.

HE JUST CALLED YOU ALL HANDSOME HE MUST HAVE BEEN REFERRING TO VIRGIL TOO 

…I love you…

ANNOUNCE YOUR LOVE FAR AND WIDE PRINCEY LOGAN DID A BETTER JOB THAN YOU XD

AAAAAA I’M DYING AT HOW LOGAN AND ROMAN LOOK AT VIRGIL WHEN THEY ARE WAITING FOR HIM TO TELL THEM THAT HE LOVES THEM 

TELL ME HOW THAT IS NOT THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER 

YOU CAN TELL HOW MUCH THEY LOVE VIRGIL 

IF THAT’S NOT ANALOGICAL AND PRINXIETY I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS

VIRGIL’S LITTLE NERVOUS FACE IS SO ADORABLE MY HEART IS BURSTING

Can it just be like…like an understood thing…?

HE’S SO ADORABLE I CAN’T HE LOVES ALL OF HIS BOYFRIENDS

(also side note: how the hell is this Thomas? He is such a good actor!)

*gasp* YOU’RE IMPLYING THAT YOU LOVE US

no…

Look! His face is so red behind that white foundation!

AAAA I’M ACTUALLY DYING I LOVE LAMP WHERE VIRGIL’S LIKE THE BLUSHY NERVOUS ONE AND ALL THE REST OF THEM JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND WANT TO PROTECT HM CAUSE HE IS A SOFT BEAN

ALSO THAT LIVE THAT ROMAN SAYS JUST SOLIDIFIES HOW MUCH HE LOVES VIRGIL

AAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE LAMP SO MUCH

[emilightniing]

No one:

Me: here are some of my favorite screenshots of Virgil making various faces at Roman

‘boi if you don’t shut your royal mouth’

‘why are you Like This you fucking theater kid’

‘omg holy shit you’re not dead i’m so happy ok gotta keep it together don’t act too excited be cool’

‘nah you know what fuck it i’m so happy to see your dumb face omg it’s been like 20 minutes also i would die for you’

‘oh no him cute’

[watchoutforthefanfics]

Me: I don’t think marriage can ever really work.

Author: *slips me a logicality oneshot*

◇◇◇

Me: How do couples survive like if they once thoroughly hated each other?

Author: *hands me a prinxiety fanfic*

◇◇◇

Me: How are people supposed to care for each other, and how many needs do you put before your own?

Author: *yeets a moxiety book at me*

◇◇◇

Me: How do I know I can still be loved despite my mental issues, like my anxiety?

Author: *drop-kicks an analogical series at my window*

◇◇◇

Me: I don’t think love can be all puppy dogs and rainbows.

Author: *sends me the link to a royality fic*

◇◇◇

Me: Can you really love someone so much, you hate them? If so, how is that love?

Author: *mails me an entire printed logince story*

◇◇◇

Me: I feel vulnerable explaining my feelings.

Author: *parachutes down a dictionary of Logan literature*

◇◇◇

Me: I have so many insecurities, and I don’t know how to deal with them.

Author: *charges at me with a medieval army equipped with only Roman angst*

◇◇◇

Me: I have to care for everyone else before myself, no matter what.

Author: *catapults a Patton paperback angst at me*

◇◇◇

Me: I felt like such an outcast, and nobody truly sees me.

Author: *calls a group of doves to drop Virgil angst into my hands*

◇◇◇

Me: I don’t believe in love.

Author: *screeches and throws an entire library of LAMP at me*

[sleepy-starling]

Roaring 20s AU!

Hiya! Dusted of this old thing. Didn’t mean to abandon it, but it just kinda happened. Anyway, here they are! The boys and their character sheets! Might make the others later today. Well see.

Virgil Brooke

Stage name: Sanders’ Starling

Age: 27

Height: 5’11”

Weight: 176 lbs

Occupation: Bartender and singer

Misc info:

Orphaned at 13

Best friend is Patton Ross

Works for Thomas Sanders

Only sings when other acts flake out or can’t perform

Has anxiety, but has good coping techniques

Likes to experiment with makeup

Patton Ross

Age: 28

Height: 5’9”

Weight: 173 lbs

Occupation: Dancer

Misc info:

Best friend is Virgil Brooke

Buff af

Softest man you’ll ever meet

Works for childhood friend, Thomas Sanders

Knows and performs several forms of dance (Ex: Tap, swing, salsa, tango, etc)

Took other performers under his wing

Roman Claymore (aka Beggar Prince)

Age: 28

Height: 6’

Weight: 189 lbs

Occupation: Logan’s second in command

Misc info:

Best friend is Logan Hargreeves

Has a soft spot for music

Spends his time playing guitar and singing for people on the streets

He’s a soft and protective man

Often visits local speakeasy with Logan

Logan Hargreeves

(aka Deadeye Hargreeves)

Age: 28

Height: 6’2”

Weight: 190 lbs

Occupation: Vigilante Mob Boss

Misc info:

Best friend is Roman Claymore

Runs a “Robin Hood” vigilante crime organization

Steals from corrupt industries and gives profits to those in need

An extremely good shot

Has a soft spot for local speakeasy, “Sanders’ Spirits”

Experienced and talented tango dancer

[erstwhilesky]

And I’ll meet you in the graveyard With the winter trees and stars Oh, we could open up This suitcase full of sparks - Suitcase Full of Sparks, Gregory Alan Isakov