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you’re lonely

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@loucous
im horny but like horny to cuddle
you’re lonely
This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for
“hey do you want the rest of my-“
i’ll never understand why we don’t call countries the names they actually call themselves
like, i know this is a weeaboo-sounding example, but let’s start with Japan. They call themselves Nippon or Nihon depending on… i guess, the speaker’s accent??? or their level of formality while speaking??? I dunno. But we still called them Zipangu for like a few hundred years. And now we call them Japan.
All because Marco Polo asked someone in China about that island over there and they said “oh that’s Cipangu” and Marco Polo was like “Oh, Zipangu, cool.” And then he went back to Italy and said “Y’ALL THERE’S THIS DOPE-ASS ISLAND CALLED ZIPANGU” and people back in Italy were like “An island called Giappone? Dope.”
And this pattern of people mishearing people kept repeating until we got to “Japan.”
And we still call them Japan even though we know better. Because fuck you, Marco Polo asked the wrong person 500 years ago and misheard them and we’re sticking to that, I guess.
that was literally just the world’s worst game of telephone
me to me: you stress me out
every time I talk about my mineral collection my boyfriend reminds me of the time he was helping me move and he made the suitcase full of rocks joke when he was unknowingly lugging around my literal actual suitcase full of rocks
one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks
let them seethe boy
This reminds me of the time my boyfriend and I were walking around a store and he was wearing a shirt with a shark face on it. A group of 4 children followed us around the store whispering about shark man. They made up powers for him. Now I’m left with the tale of Sharkman
Sophina DeJesus ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Hits the Quan, Dab and Whip in Likely Greatest Floor Routine of All Time
Sophina is a Temecula, California native and she scored a 9.925 out of 10.000.
I swear black people will make anything lit
Her passes were on point too! Love this
every day i am becoming closer to a victorian hysterical woman who gets like. leeches because she’s sad and you know what? i think that’s very sexy of me
“Leave the saving of the world to the men?
I don’t think so…”
he died
high school and college, the whole educational system, in a nutshell.
At this moment there’s a giant perpetually exploding orb in the sky that will blind you if you look at it and the only thing that protects everything from being destroyed by its scorching rays is a magic forcefield generated by a swirling volcano in the planet’s core.
The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.
Why girls like getting slapped on the ass so much
Don’t ask questions just smack that ass 😒
Jumpstarts our pussy
😂😂😂😂
There you have it; it jumpstart the pussy