hello there!

Amy, eighteen, Sydney. I live for bread, hummus, gherkins and cats. Oh, and for you I guess. You're cute. Thanks for being here.

[thegrumbliestpuppy-blog]

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the mashup you didnt need.

[nowacking]

It took me two days to find this again and I’m never letting go

[omensetters]

ohmy god. its the smash mouth fugue i’ve been looking for it for so long GOD DAMNIT IT’S HERE AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL

[vendant-deactivated20160320]

absolute ogreload.

[savefrog]

don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming

[certifiedhypocrite]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[wkdart]

S̷̵͕͉̙̥̩̼̺͊̅̉ͩ̎ͅO̱̻̫̼̮̳͎ͣ̔̃ͫ̐͆̚͝ ̘̤̜̥̟̗̣̍ͪ̽ͬ̓͘͜͝Ṁ҉̵̣̭̖̹͉͖̰̤U̷̷̝̜̗̤̼̩̪̣͓̾̏ͯͥ͆̈́ͪ̒͝C̼̮̘̓ͨ̈́́̍̉̐͠H̢̜̠̣̘̽ͥ͌̒̒͠ ̟͆̐̇ͦͨ͆̆ͣ̀T̤̤͓͍̼̻̠̲̲̈̎͡Ö̧̗͈͚̻̝͉̖̓̀̈͐ͭ̒̒̀͟ ̵͍̙͙͒͗̓̇̈́̈́͊̚D̷̢̪̮͚̯͛̉ͫ̋ͅO̸͔̻̦̝͆͗̕ ̶͉͉̰̱̥ͯ̏̈͂̓ͬ̊ͯ́S̀͊ͨ̈́̊͏̞͚̤͉̟̀O̵̴͍̳͔̦͈̝ͬ̔̔̇̇̚ ̱̙̤̮̈́̑M̮͎̳̙̮ͬ̓ͦ̈̇̊ͬ̕Ű͆̀́ͧ͗͝҉͕̖C̴̷̱̮͔ͤͪH̀ͣ̋̓̄҉҉̴̤̠̯̟̤̯ ̴̦̼̤̼̗̒̓̓͜T̷̯͇̭̹̍̄O̶̱̣͙͖̠̐̔̒ͣ̚ ̢̧͇͉̫̦͑̔ͭ̾̆ͨ͛S̟̖̭̋̋̊ͬ̍̿̔͜E͕̣̍̄̂̕͞͡E͍̫̭͇̫̻̥̝̊̆̏ͭͨ̉́ ̵̬̺͓ͤͨͣ̽͐ͫ͝͡S̢̲̭̦̜͍̯͈̘̰̊ͭͪ̌ͧ̋̂̀̀O͉̮̘̽̀ͮͯ̌ͨ̎̚ͅ ̤͕̙̳̮̼͋̀M̝̅Ų̗̭̏͂̈́ͥ̿͆́́Cͨ̔ͮ̋̚҉̸̲̞̥̖H͊҉̡̦̙̲͉̙̜̮͟ͅͅ ͉͔͓̥̇̄ͧ̊̀̏͜T̷̘̿̐ͤ̒̍͂̓̚̕Ǫ̻̟͌̔ ̧̨̪̬͇̱͙͒ͭ̀͌͌̇̀D͉̣̭̦̬̭̦̮̋̃ͧ͟͞O̬̻̱̫͕̹̹͊ͅ ̵͚̯̜͇̉̓̌͛͝Ş̺͚̣͖͎̦ͪ͒ͭO̧͕̬̲̬̿̂͆ͩ̽̑͝ͅ ͈̺͙͖̝͓̪̒̈́̆̀͟M̷̞̩̖̞͍̎̊̓ͤ̊͡Ų͍̭̜͙͔̅̋̎́ͤ͘C͈̞̤̖̙̺̪͚̃ͪ͒̈͒ͮ͆̍͐͝ͅH̹͖̜͉̲͔̘̗ͭ̏͗ͭ̒ͭ̇̅̀ ̨̯̹͙͇̹̹͗͑͛ͮͯ̂͌̅͜Ṱ̡̥͚͋͆̓́͡͝O̸̢̲̣̬̘̞̳͋͊̅͡ ̺̺̃͊̽͐̽͜ͅS̴͙̯̩͉̻͍̿̎̆ͪ̀E̯̻͛ͦ̂̓͆͢͠E̼̗̹̘̫̪̥͕̅̈̐̉̅̒̀͛̒͞ ̡̜̪͙͖̲̝̖̩̾ͯ̑S̶̺͔͍̟̞̱̺̠ͭ͋͞O̲͎̹͎͎͌̄͆͢ ̴͙̮͔̬̈́͐̈͟M̧̘̦̟̣̭͉̺̙̔ͤ̏ͭ̈̉̏Ü̸̐̄̚͢҉͉͓͈̭̻̻C̗̜̿̀́̀͞H͚͕̞̺͚͕͖̼͗̆̚ ̯̎ͥ̒̾͛ͥ͟͡T͐ͪ͏͉̠̮͖͕̪̫Ő̴̟̣̫̘̮̣̫͓̽̈ͅ ̷̤̺̮̬͎̗͎͔̃ͫ̃̈̌̔D̛̬̏͂̉̔͡O̠͚̻̫̼ͩ̀ ̢̭̼̩͖͍̩́͠S̴̷̶͇̳͍͕̹̯͙ͤ̓̋ͮ̈͆ͦͧͧͅȮ̷̡̹͎̤͖̮͖̳̘ͬ̓̓̆̿̌ͯ͝ ̵̯͖̎̈̿̽̚̚̕M̷̢̥̹͔̮͔̬͂̉ͭ̏͐͘Û͍̱͙̻͓̯̔ͬ̐̎̏͌͛͝ͅC̘͖̼͂̀́H̶̹͙̑͐̍͞ ͛̇̂̔̏ͬ̓ͧ͜͏͖̲̬͉T̺ͣ̎ͩͣ͒̈̉̚͠ͅỎ̙̲͈̲̆ ̩̞͛͋͗̆͝Ṣ̸̡̯̪̀̒ͬ̇ͩ̐͝E͉͍̬̞̤̱͙̜͕͒̅̓ͮ̇͛͟E̸̢̳̜̩̪͇̩̗̩ͨ̇͛͌́͒ͣ́

[vwsongfacts]

Singles from Vampire Weekend’s Contra

[skeletonflight]

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

[madilee23]

HOW ABOUT NO

[tacomel420]

WOW I DIDNT KNOW SOMETHING COULD BE WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL ENDING NOPE BYE

[nippled]

annoying online and irl

[hellyeahphineasandferb-blog]

[princesconsuela]

[innerwreck]

[orlandobloomers]

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

[iwillsetfiretouranus-deactivate]

[elriell]

Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.

[jesusinc-deactivated20151108]

tell us your most embarrassing story

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

[jesusinc-deactivated20151108]

[centrlperk-blog]

[pansoph]

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

[beefmilkthings]

jerry is here

[museumofcunt]

[susemoji]

snapchatmi:

Some of my snapchats~

have you thought of capitalising on your skills

[skeng-deactivated20191223]

[hempura]

life is a struggle

[princess-of-fast-food]

his jacket is a metaphor of my existence

[roymustache-deactivated20150728]

[eyelinerandjcrew]

MY FAVORITE POST

[humangrackle]

PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”

[there-are-some-who-call-me-tim]

Nah, it’s what we call the rest of the world, because most of the time, it’s accurate.

[bluebellbitch]

usualy when we say america it’s followed by a sigh and an eyebrow roll

[evilbisexualstiles]

an eyebrow roll

[skywalkertrash]

Never-Ending List of Favorite Movies - Moulin Rouge (2001)

[studioghifli]

[alliartist]

The difference between the building at the beginning versus the building at the end is stressing me out.

Like, how long were they gone? I mean, really. The plaster is gone from the building, that ivy has covered the entire upper part of the building, including the windows. The slope on the side of road is gone and filled in. The trees have filled in overhead. 

[burntlikethesun]

[lesbrarians]

This scene is seriously the cutest thing ever.

[shorm]

#Remember when there was a non-human person who hadnt talked to anyone of her species in decades #And her only companion was the man she loved and who ignored her or bossed her around and was rude to her #And Martha met her and the Doctor and Jack were busy doing ‘important shit’ #But Martha was the one who took the time to chat with her #To learn more about her language and culture #Who befriended her #Encouraged her to open up and joked with her and made her laugh #And then because of that discovered what they needed to know BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE#remember that #Remember that time Martha Jones was better than you #God bless Martha Jones 

[2rad5u-blog]

martha <3

[theubergrump]

#remember when doctor who used to pass the bechdel test