Emma

I ship Larry. 17; cis she/her, Gryffindor/Pukwudgie/Thunderbird. I'm in so many fandoms that I can't name them all :). I dye my hair pretty colors

[thebibliosphere]

My kind of humor tbh.

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

Oddly Satisfying

[urdone-urdone]

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this is the sweetest thing my eyes have ever seen😱😭💕

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

like. please watch this video of sir patrick stewart adopting a pitbull 

[hershey]

“thank you for that that was a very nice greeting” this is so calm and cute i’m tearing up

[no-chill-at-all]

[zippybippy]

You are sooo brave! I am petrified of just $1 million dollars.

[louisfondsoverharry]

The signs texting

Good texter: Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Pisces, Sagittarius

Bad texter: Taurus, Libra, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius, Capricorn

Double texter: Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius

Shameless triple texter: Pisces, Gemini, Cancer

Leaves messages unread: Capricorn, Taurus, Aries

Reads everything, replies sometimes: Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Leo, Aquarius, Scorpio

Always replies even if they don't want to: Virgo, Pisces, Sagittarius

Always texts first: Pisces, Virgo

Texts first when concerned: Leo, Cancer, Scorpio

Texts first when they need something: Capricorn, Libra, Aries

Texts first when bored: Taurus, Aquarius, Sagittarius, Gemini

[chodeboy-deactivated20260710]

customer: hi how are you today

me: 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

[uuchiha]

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

[sashayed]

[toastbutteregg]

nOoooOooooOooo

[empresspinto]

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

[loren-vance]

Passing this good karma

[pocketsofroses]

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

[healingsuggestions]

HELLO ALL!!! FALL IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER AND YOU’LL GET TO WEAR JEANS AND LONG SLEEVE SHIRTS AND SWEATERS!!! YOU WONT GET ALL HOT JUST WALKING OUTSIDE FOR 3 minUTES!! THE LEAVES WILL BE CHANGING AND COFFEE WILL BE APPROPRIATE AT 10AM AND 10PM!! THERE WILL BE BETTER DAYS AHEAD. I’m exited for us!

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

harry potter and the half blood prince, a summary

ron & hermione: but what proof do you have that malfoy is a death eater?

harry:

[sonofbaldwin]

The so-called “pro-life” movement’s philosophy.

[one-angry-liberal]

One of the best political cartoons that I’ve seen. 

[teratomarty]

You know what pisses me off about this?  Really, REALLY pisses me off?  That’s George (H.W.) Bush holding that umbrella.  He was president 1981-1989.  Do you get that?  

It means that the right have not budged an inch on their ridiculous pro-foetus, anti-actual-persons position in THIRTY GODDAMN YEARS. We should not still be having this argument! Thirty year old political cartoons should be bafflingly opaque, not crystal clear!

[yellow-dress]

^ Reblogging again for that comment.

[inahiddenplace]

i like to pretend i don’t give a fuck but honestly i don’t think i’ve ever not given a fuck in my whole life

[readytor1d]

when ur at a house party and wolves comes on

[twobossydames-blog]

I made the mistake of not reblogging this the last time I saw it & swore never again

[vampiregerards]

things about the harry potter movies that bother the fans

movie hermione having all of ron’s good traits

movie ginny showing less emotion than a brick

harry casting the lumos spell in privet drive

peeves not being in any of the movies

hermione’s dress in goblet of fire being pink and not blue like in the book

‘’calmly’‘

[whatshermainfandom]

i love how everyone just knows what “calmly” means

[adurot]

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

[sneater]

i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

[onion-bagels]

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far