i dream about gay men

follow me and we will blog happily ever after

[freckles-and-books]

Me: I like my coffee black like my soul. Me: haha just kidding *dumps a shit ton of creamer and sugar into coffee*

[babustyles]

[michaelhanekemom]

night time would be so beautiful and fun if all men had a curfew

[northernsugar-deactivated201508]

Oh my god my mind runs wild thinking of all the things I’d do in the dark if there were no men out after 9.

[alicat2911]

I would wear a pretty dress and walk

[862495]

just take a long look at this post and realise how fucked this society is k

[badderasser-deactivated20240715]

[tswiftdaily]

@danbucatinsky: Backstage exclusive.  First photo. @lisaKudrow and @TaylorSwift. (x)

[taylorslobster]

Every day I’m thankful for this photo

[armpitkink]

me: i’m stressed

someone: don’t be stressed

me: 

[best-larry-manip]

[kingcheddarxvii]

Things to consider from what I know about 1D:

Liam is super buff so he’s probably most dangerous so an experienced scrapper should take him on in a good clean fight. I’ve heard he’s scared of spoons tho? Bring spoons if you have to fight dirty

Zayn is probably decent at fighting but most of his skills come from the fact that his face stuns opponents, so someone really short and below eye level should fight him (this also prevents his opponent from easily harming his face)

Louis can’t fight. I can tell just by looking at him. He looks like the guy who hides under the bar during the bar fight, and then pops up behind random opponents to comically smash bottles over their heads. Also his butt is too shapely in proportion to the rest of his body. That’s not the butt of a fighter 

Niall looks sweet and charming but he’s also Irish, and that means he loves to brawl probably, but he’d also be good-natured about it and you could probably laugh and get a drink with him afterwards (perfect for me)

???? Harry Styles??? No idea what his battle stats are. Go for his skinny legs

[yugyeom4-deactivated20160720]

im glad im so irrelevant on this website no one tries to start drama with me

[just-shower-thoughts]

why do they even include 2015 as an option when selecting your birth year online like you fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

[louisgotthed]

somebody: *hurts me again*

me: they... deserve.. one more chAnce.. :):) everybody makes mistakes :)))

[brokebackboys]

yall know so much about astrology

[willow]

We’re all just making shit up as we go

[awkwardlesbianparisgeller-deact]

yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

[felinekin-deactivated20160804]

wheres capricorn

[cirex22]

Wheres capricorn: capricorn

[chasingthathigh]

When you see someone flirting under bae’s pictures

[sabr0sa]

This😂😂😂😂

[soulquaticvibrancy]

MAKE THIS GO VIRAL LIKE WHY YOU LYIN

[tobamory]

@archduchessofpetty

[pussypopping-on-a-headstand]

Lmfao love this!!!

[piensosinpensar]

[levydaniel]

[louisgotthed]

What tHE UFCK IS GOING ON WITH LOUIS IM SO LOST EHLP

[jemcarstairz]

Me: *mentions Malec*

Random mundane: What is Malec?

Me: